IanBoothby
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RT @: Oo, tell me more about this sexy lady! I know she's "missing," but is she "available?"
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: - Met an interesting fellow today:
3:53 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: Listen, t.v. program, how about an evil genius who doesn't love chess. How about an evil genius who's crazy about Hungry
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9:51 PM Dec 3rd
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I don't know anyone in A.A. which means at least the second letter seems to be working.
2:09 AM Dec 3rd
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American restaurant portion sizes seem to have been made by the same folks who design clown shoes.
12:47 AM Dec 2nd
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4:15 AM Nov 27th
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RT @: Happy Black Friday, Morgan Freeman!
1:38 AM Nov 27th
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Gal behind us in line at Tinseltown, "No Twilight? This theatre sucks!"
12:07 AM Nov 27th
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On this day Canadians give thanks that we got that holiday over and done with weeks ago.
12:32 AM Nov 26th
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the phrase "In your wheelhouse" is not in my wheelhouse.
2:13 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: Muppets VS Queen:
5:48 PM Nov 24th
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hey twice baked potatoes and refried beans, how about getting it right the first time?
2:00 PM Nov 24th
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@ your life is now a Garfield cartoon.
10:08 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to BarbieHead
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They said the end of the world & vampire lit film were sold out but Vampire's Assistant and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs seemed empty.
6:49 PM Nov 23rd
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@ No matter what Orson Scott Card tells you, the initiation doesn't involve spanking.
11:11 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to Paul_Cornell
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@ "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - G.W. Bush
2:49 AM Nov 22nd
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In my day vampires weren't involved in long drawn out soap opera nonsense. They did what monsters are supposed to do, teach you to count.
2:48 AM Nov 22nd
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Okay, by this point in time can we all agree that Magic Johnson was just faking having AIDS?
12:57 AM Nov 22nd
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@ the only other way to show they're relaxed about death is to have them take their pants off.
5:35 PM Nov 21st
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@ I could really go for an Atheist's Nightmare Split.
5:34 PM Nov 21st
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