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iamzeb

  1. @keithOlberman http://bit.ly/9iwamC sonnet.
  2. @keitholberman Of course deport Jessica Colotl! Shouldn't the US distance itself from youth interested in learning?
  3. Hamster popsicles for all the starving aardvarks!
  4. So yeah, this is twitter huh? I guess it could be fun to play with non sequiturs.
  5. @keitholberman Has Rachael Maddow abandoned her Monty Brewster-like campaign for the MA senate seat yet?
  6. Lol, twitter
  7. Halfway to a "thank you" she pauses, snatches her change, and peels out of the drive-thru, hungry mouths awaiting.
  8. Palm fronds curled dark brown in the sun. If a whitetail deer saw happened upon that plant sinew, I think it might seek oak bark.
  9. Somewhere a homeless woman is carrying a posterboard with the answer to this man's unasked question, but all I have is some change.
  10. Limestone pyramids break eventually into pixelated silhouettes. I wonder if my skeleton will ever blanch for a photo in a romantic locale.
  11. Eventually he began bleeping words that had lost their meaning to him because of inactivity in his own vernacular, censoring by numbers.
  12. My teeth are best at tearing, gnashing. Where they learned the art of stabbing with their roots, I will never know.
  13. An Apple Deconstructed: Like words scrawled, chopped up, recomposed and defined into an apple compote with sensory description.
  14. Red ribbon left to the cat on Christmas afternoon lays like gladiator sinew on the sand-colored carpet, surrounded by carnage of paper.
  15. I used fumble for words to describe you. But now you is capital for Us and you understand the other unsaids I used to clutch at phrasing.
  16. Green and red and cinnamon and The Muppet's Christmas Carol. Your breath, fresh with peppermint, slight taste of Andes on your lips. X-mas.
  17. Folded pages from a book you last read with braces embracing your teeth. Small scribbles and swirl marginalia. We would have been friends.
  18. Droplets of rain bead on your forehead in the picture. An odd way to remember you, I know. Do you mind? Its like rain on a sunny day.
  19. It may sound strange to say I feel you eroding what I thought was me. But before the river, the Grand Canyon was flat, grass and sand.
  20. A month of twitter poems: August. If anyone else wants to join in on the fun (writing <140 character poems) @me or whatever and I'll follow.