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Iambigcalm

JNRaeside Brilliant. Some wag has been reviewing the Olympic action figs on Amazon. V funny. amzn.to/K6n0IF about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by Iambigcalm and 188 others
Dilhamidyll Sea Palling in North Norfolk everyone. It's great living near the edge. twitter.com/Dilhamidyll/st… 2:24 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by Iambigcalm
Lovely day at the beach (Sea Palling) with @Dilhamidyll @podcastofevil and Becky. Tanned but not burnt, have splitting headache tho. 9:55 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
Our response is obvious, politely decline to take part next year. And take our funds with us. #eurovision 3:01 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
rjmcculloch @caitlinmoran Caitlin, I'm doing some audience research into #eurovision. I'd be so grateful if you could RT my survey bit.ly/KUBWVn 2:43 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by Iambigcalm and 37 others
Actually just one point is slightly more embarrassing than nothing. #eurovision 2:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Dilhamidyll Jedward, like shiny robot spring lambs 2:15 PM May 26th via Mobile Web Retweeted by Iambigcalm
Oh god, the endless voting, I always forget. What can I start drinking? #eurovision 2:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Oh thank christ, last song. And with Toto Ceolo and a camp Will Wheaton. #eurovision 1:57 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
This song has all your favourite samples from the 90s, nice tribute Ukraine. #eurovision 1:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Well done Serbia, why not bring the whole party down? #eurovision 1:50 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
@andydiggle @richardmctighe Surely a case for nuking from orbit? 1:49 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to andydiggle
EmmyThomps Upon my signal, unleash hell. #Eurovision #Jedward 1:45 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by Iambigcalm and 10 others
Can't help but feel this is Jedward's natural home. #eurovision 1:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Macedonia: once you notice the size of her hands... #eurovision 1:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Malta's singer appears to have straight from the golf course, judging by the glove. Eh, what? #eurovision 1:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Germany have sent the work experience boy, I see. #eurovision 1:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Wow, Spain couldnt afford to finish her dress. #eurovision 1:30 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
DavidGArnold Baz lurhmanns batman 1:24 PM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by Iambigcalm and 255 others
Turkey showing us what 300 would have been like with goths and as a musical. #eurovision 1:24 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android

Name Chris Bennett
Location Norfolk
Web http://puffinchun...
Bio Comedy connoisseur and part-time DJ, who hates the sort of people that would describe anyone as a comedy connoisseur. As foolish as the fools that follow him.