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And I'll tell you, that's truly something to be excited about because you have to respect a man with a nice beard. 11:02 PM May 27th via web
All of you people are excited about summer plans and jobs and futures whereas I am excited that my mustache almost connects to my beard. 11:00 PM May 27th via web
An American Haunting is seriously the best ghost movie of all time. 8:01 PM May 22nd via web
I can't even begin to describe the amount of keester the Hulk kicks in the Avengers. Or count. 3:25 PM May 22nd via web
Well, I finally started getting back into shape but not to look good. I'm doing it for lung capacity. #idiosyncraticweirdo 9:21 AM May 22nd via web
@mark_winthrop Me? ;) 9:16 AM May 22nd via web in reply to mark_winthrop
nickstill32 #coffee 7:38 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by Iambarisaxy
Basically I can't stand pure carelessness when it comes to grammar. It really is like nails on a chalk board to me. 10:15 PM May 21st via web
Using "were" and "where" incorrectly in grammatical structure gives me mental images of that person rolling in their own saliva/stupidity. 10:12 PM May 21st via web
@SupeMatheson It's what I do. I applaud your choice of choosing to watch an immensely complex movie of which I still don't understand. 11:11 PM May 18th via web in reply to SupeMatheson
@LexiMoo22 Please do explain. 8:00 PM May 14th via web in reply to LexiMoo22
Today I shall read, eat, maybe unpack. Vegging out is a must though. 9:07 AM May 14th via web
@rev_oscar617 i know it, man. It's such a great town. I just now got back in town. 8:15 PM May 13th via Mobile Web in reply to rev_oscar617
New York Jazz Lounge helps me overcome the trivials of life. Pretty good jazz. 1:16 AM May 10th via web
rev_oscar617 Very intoxicated girls just aren't cute. #BeingHonest ... We like when you can handle your drinks with class. 12:52 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Iambarisaxy
@lydkyd1048 That blows. Well, if you want some relief you can come on over! 12:37 AM May 10th via web in reply to lydkyd1048
@lydkyd1048 Kick 'em out! Is it a dude? 12:35 AM May 10th via web in reply to lydkyd1048
@lydkyd1048 That is bizarre.. Not cool, man. 12:33 AM May 10th via web in reply to lydkyd1048
@lydkyd1048 You just need to find the right people to hang with, ladybro! 12:28 AM May 10th via web in reply to lydkyd1048
I've never really been one for conformity. So instead of dancing and carrying on like everyone else, I listen to my own music. #weirdo 12:27 AM May 10th via web