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It's Sunday night. I can't believe my shit's not on tv tonight. 8:48 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
@ijustine you're a hot piece of ass - wear whatever you like outside. Trust me, it's acceptable! 12:35 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web in reply to ijustine
@oliviamunn Let me know if you need a hand with that 12:29 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web in reply to oliviamunn
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #chicks #booze #sex 12:23 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
I hate the new Sheraton commercials. If some dude tried to wipe food off my 'stache, I'd punch him in the nuts! 12:22 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
@JimNorton why do you need a cock ring Jimmy? Are you in love? Dump and run bitch! 11:32 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web in reply to JimNorton
Kenny can't type. He calls and yells commands at me. He says for you all to fucking follow him cause he's got shit to say!! 11:26 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
What's with all the fucking KP posers out there? Do we need to have a KPoff? 11:07 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #comedy #actor #baseball 11:04 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
I tagged a photo of me and your mom on Facebook. Check it! 10:48 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
I feel like friendin someone, and I ain't talking facebook! 10:40 AM Mar 29th, 2009 via web