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IamEnidColeslaw

  1. If you have a prominent forehead vein, you're going to have to fuck me doggy style every time. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @PTCruiserUSA y about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to PTCruiserUSA
  3. So they have special parking spaces for the handicapped & pregnant but none for depressed, 20-something single girls? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I'm allergic to bathing suits about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. Seeking 9 adults for my tickle pile. Must like Judas Priest, have no weird bumps down there. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. my spirit animal (raccoon) just smoked me out about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. IT IS HOT AS BALLS OUT HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON BETTY WHITE about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. My hair color? "Shitstorm" by L'Oréal. ; ) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. Kombucha tastes like a sick person's fermented piss. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. I think the naked people websites broke my computer about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. Sometimes I'll walk into my apartment & shout, "HONEY, I'M HOME!" even though I only live with my cat & he wishes I was dead. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. Has someone ever tailgated you so badly that you imagined running them off the road, tying them down & spoon-feeding them dirt? Me too! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. Showing my ankles like I'm some kind of slut 7:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. These were in my dad's car door. Seriously. twitter.com/IamEnidColesla… 4:58 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  15. let me put that moob in my mouth, boy 3:50 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  16. This aspirin/Kleenex diet is awesome. Can't stop shitting blood but I've lost, like, a lot of weight!!! 2:52 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  17. I'm starting a book club but instead of discussing what we're reading we all go throw eggs at stuff. 1:51 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android