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IamEnidColeslaw

  1. IT IS HOT AS BALLS OUT HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON BETTY WHITE less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android
  2. My hair color? "Shitstorm" by L'Oréal. ; ) about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Kombucha tastes like a sick person's fermented piss. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I think the naked people websites broke my computer about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. Sometimes I'll walk into my apartment & shout, "HONEY, I'M HOME!" even though I only live with my cat & he wishes I was dead. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. Has someone ever tailgated you so badly that you imagined running them off the road, tying them down & spoon-feeding them dirt? Me too! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. Showing my ankles like I'm some kind of slut about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. These were in my dad's car door. Seriously. twitter.com/IamEnidColesla… about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. let me put that moob in my mouth, boy about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. This aspirin/Kleenex diet is awesome. Can't stop shitting blood but I've lost, like, a lot of weight!!! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. I'm starting a book club but instead of discussing what we're reading we all go throw eggs at stuff. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. if Picasso painted me I would look completely normal about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. LET'S WATCH BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S AND POUND SOME BEERS, BRO! FUCKIN MOON RIVER, BRO! *BELCH* 11:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. When I imagine the beautiful life Beyonce and I could've had together, I have to break some plates then go for a lengthy shame run. 10:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  15. @Andy_Richter he's a leper now. : ( 9:33 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to Andy_Richter
  16. I'm convinced God put a giant pimple on my chin because He saw the sex dream I had about my cousin Jeffrey. 9:00 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  17. Fuck your quinoa. 7:26 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  18. Forget the stars and the RTs, baby. Tonight it's just you and me. *howls at the moon* 2:34 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android