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Just found out I've been missing out on @JimGaffigan tweets. 7:38 AM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
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RT @RealTonyStark: Short Review of #Avengers: It could have used more me. Short Review of EVERY movie: It could have used more me. 7:37 AM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
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@rachboat What? Are you talking about Joleen? lol 8:56 AM Mar 26th via TweetDeck in reply to rachboat
@OldTaosu BTW, we missed our chance on the St. Patty's Chive shirts. ;( 1:48 PM Mar 1st via TweetDeck in reply to iamglenn35
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I actually dated a drama chick like this. lol RT @OldTaosu: craziest chick ever if this is real...holy crap imgur.com/a/r5kEb 9:44 AM Feb 23rd via TweetDeck
iamglenn35 “@_masonbroday: Photo: This is why I don’t have much sympathy when most celebrities die. tmblr.co/ZFg89yGZN1C_” @iamboat 10:11 AM Feb 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by IamBoat
#q4arnold Who's your daddy and what does he do? 6:13 PM Feb 16th via web
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@OldTaosu Michael Ironside also had his armed chopped off by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Put an arrow in his knee, he's done. 6:22 AM Jan 31st via TweetDeck in reply to iamglenn35
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