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  1. @Mom101 What I mean is: It all looked normal to me. Maybe not at the right spot?
  2. @Mom101 Weird. I was just in midtown on 5th Ave. What the heck was happening?
  3. @Neilochka I think so. Although they haven't.
  4. @jurgen_nation Left the remains of a pomegranate by my bed. Next day was worried I'd murdered something in my sleep. Or hacked up a lung.
  5. @Neilochka Funny. I love the two different fast food restaurants. Kosher King and Hummus Hut. It turns out to be all about the food?
  6. Oh geez a whole documentary about cute babies. Why didn't anyone think of this before? http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/babies/
  7. RT @jurgen_nation: My life would be so much cooler with a prehensile tail.
  8. LOVE THIS CHART Phillip Niemeyer | Picturing the Past 10 Years - http://nyti.ms/62wir3
  9. @Neilochka Oy vey food is very fraught. But many dentists' offices with Jewish-Americans and Arab-Americans. Dentistry is the way to go..
  10. Humans are evil, Americans may be slightly more so.
  11. @aarwalk I should've mentioned that I am American. But I can't disagree, entirely. I generalize more broadly tho. Humans are kind of evil.
  12. I wish I could change my name to Verlyn Klinkenborg. But it's already taken.
  13. Unable to handle being surrounded by right wingers. This seriously limits my ability to live anywhere in the U.S. Some Americans are scary
  14. RT @badbanana: I sure hope these incidents don't hold up my wire transfer from Nigeria.
  15. I always start entertaining apocalyptic visions the nearer I am to the New Year. And I'm in New York.
  16. @slouchy With Avatar, I have that whole holiday post-movie obsession like with LOTR. God, I'm a geek. Mentally, I am twelve.
  17. What about this as a New Year's motto? "2010. Because 2009 can suck it."
  18. 2010 motto? "2010: Working harder to do everything half-assed." Or 2010: "Asking for more than survival is asking too much." 5 MORE DAYS.
  19. Taking full responsibility for my actions turning me into a bit of a bitch. In my excuse-making mode, I was willing to cut you all slack.
  20. @lolaaugustine My magic 8 ball plus intuition says you won't be single forever.