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Humans are evil, Americans may be slightly more so.2:45 AM Dec 28thfrom web
@aarwalk I should've mentioned that I am American. But I can't disagree, entirely. I generalize more broadly tho. Humans are kind of evil.2:43 AM Dec 28thfrom webin reply to aarwalk
I wish I could change my name to Verlyn Klinkenborg. But it's already taken.2:41 AM Dec 28thfrom web
Unable to handle being surrounded by right wingers. This seriously limits my ability to live anywhere in the U.S. Some Americans are scary1:02 AM Dec 28thfrom web
RT @badbanana: I sure hope these incidents don't hold up my wire transfer from Nigeria.9:21 PM Dec 27thfrom web
I always start entertaining apocalyptic visions the nearer I am to the New Year. And I'm in New York.9:20 PM Dec 27thfrom web
What about this as a New Year's motto? "2010. Because 2009 can suck it."9:14 PM Dec 27thfrom web
2010 motto? "2010: Working harder to do everything half-assed." Or 2010: "Asking for more than survival is asking too much." 5 MORE DAYS.8:07 AM Dec 27thfrom web
Taking full responsibility for my actions turning me into a bit of a bitch. In my excuse-making mode, I was willing to cut you all slack.7:57 AM Dec 27thfrom web