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I_amMASTER

  1. “@Young_Gents: @I_amMASTER I'm tryna be like the white man”lol. This explains.
  2. @Young_Gents smh. Uppity ass nigga
  3. @mickeyybabyyy lol I was like TF. Gross!!
  4. @mickeyybabyyy it's like my fav.
  5. Neck bones potatoes n rice instagr.am/p/LL4OXTRDI6/
  6. @ThaCarterTwo lol oh I was thinking.
  7. Hopefully Whitney grills this jumbo shrimp today. #hopetweet
  8. Barry seen my water pic. N started drinking.
  9. “@lusci0usk: PMW”pussy musty wings?repeat X 5
  10. @bJWALKINrivers nice try
  11. Real bitch right here.... twitter.com/I_amMASTER/sta…
  12. @So4kis Whitney
  13. Thank you for coming to class see you next time #CoochieViolation brought to you by......the thirst gets real. twitter.com/I_amMASTER/sta…
  14. CV 5. If your coochie looks like the image002 shown below. That shit is beat the fuck up & u should see CV 3. may help twitter.com/I_amMASTER/sta…
  15. CV 4. If you are getting high with a smoke buddy and y'all fuck... You are in #CoochieViolation that coochie is high n dry. Fuck first.
  16. CV 3. If you think soaking in vinegar and eating pig feet will get ya walls back tight you are in #CoochieViolation
  17. CV 2. If you are fucking a nigga bc he looks good. You are in #CoochieViolation now your on $$SALE$$