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  1. little known fact: Hurricane Katrina was originally called Hurricane Sarah Palin until they realized that was the name of an Alaskan mayor.
  2. little known fact: Sarah Palin is the reason American Samoa is not a US state.
  3. little known fact: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle didn't account for Sarah Palin.
  4. little know fact: 92 times awesome equals Sarah Palin.
  5. little known fact: Sarah Palin knows that Schrodinger's cat has been dead for a long, long time.
  6. little known fact: Most human flesh begins to burn at around 190 degrees. Sarah Palin burns at a cool 115.
  7. little known fact: Upon entering a residence, Sarah Palin confiscates everything made of tin.
  8. little known fact: Sarah Palin is the pupae form of the Broodax.
  9. Little known fact: Sarah Palin is immediately aware whenever anybody anywhere picks their nose. She doesn't think about it, she just KNOWS.
  10. Little known fact: Tom Selleck once described Sarah Palin's turkey carving as "magnificent".
  11. Little known fact: Sarah Palin doesn't fight fire with fire, she fights it with fierce, undeterable conviction.
  12. Little known fact: Sarah Palin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
  13. Little known fact: Sarah Palin is more awesome than ten ranchero burritos. j/k nothing is more awesome than ten ranchero burritos.
  14. Little known fact: Sarah Palin's character on "Family Matters" was written off the show to make more screen time for star Jaleel White.