I_Am_The_Slick
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My final (probably) words: don’t let them get away with this. No joke. That is all.
1:56 PM Jul 2nd, 2010
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My one-thousandth tweet will be my last as @, unless there's some sort of hue and cry. You can follow me @.
1:54 PM Jul 2nd, 2010
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“Vehicle maintenance” or not, Rush, keep your dipstick away from me.
12:55 PM Jul 2nd, 2010
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You wouldn’t BELIEVE the library fines for oil-soaked books. Now I’m the one being soaked.
8:14 AM Jul 2nd, 2010
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Ticked off I didn’t get role of Venom suit in future Spiderman movies. My auditions were spot on, but apparently I kept killing the actors.
6:12 AM Jul 2nd, 2010
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It's all about looks-I'm evil, toxic, etc., but If I were a short brunette with nice boobs and pouty lips you'd say I'm "feisty."
4:06 AM Jul 2nd, 2010
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When Tony Hayward drives people nuts, he doesn't mess around. Warning of Looming Crisis
4:01 AM Jul 2nd, 2010
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I luv when she talks dirty RT @ we've only ridden...about 90 miles in past 3 days
9:58 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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I'll say the U.S. needs immigration reform. Look at how hard you've all been working to try and keep me out of the country.
9:52 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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I’m pretty sure Tony Hayward is a Russian spy. I mean, c’mon-he must be hiding SOMETHING under that toupee.
9:35 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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Despite my usual policy, @ gets a big thank you for the retweets because she's ... well, just because! So there.
9:26 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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I'm just becoming the largest ever in the Gulf, but I've always been the best
9:22 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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I was only kidding about the turtle eggs. I’m actually on a very restricted diet-I’m a doughnutetarian.
6:07 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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Good-I LOVE turtle egs! New Plan to Help 70,000 Turtle Eggs Escape the Oil Spill - Tonic
5:56 AM Jul 1st, 2010
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@ Having never seen your right boob, any answer to your question would be mere supposition on my part.
7:12 PM Jun 30th, 2010
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Breaking News: Unprotected cleanup worker blew out a flip-flop, stepped on a pop top, cut his heel, and had to cruise on back home.
5:02 PM Jun 30th, 2010
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Here come the waves from Alex. Boy, it’d be nice if someone would mix some dramamine in with the until I get my sea legs.
9:56 AM Jun 30th, 2010
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Not sure about these “relief wells.” I think I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
9:24 AM Jun 30th, 2010
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I’ve spent enough time in the south now to see that the right to bare arms is being horribly misused.
7:23 AM Jun 30th, 2010
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These skimmer boats aren't helping. I still have a BAD itch 2 miles from the Deepwater Horizon location. Little help someone? No fingers!
4:02 AM Jun 30th, 2010
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- Name The Slick
- Location Gulf of Mexico
- Bio I enjoy floating on the surface of water, coating seabirds with my luscious love oil, clouding the depths and running my fingers through Glenn Beck’s hair.
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