I_Am_Ninja
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I flushed SKittles down the toilet. It's a mini Nascar race!!!
1:08 AM Dec 7th
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It took me 25 days to type this tweet.
8:28 PM Nov 25th
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@ At first I thought that said "Connery", and was like, whoa! Compliment! But yes, I can be contrary at times. ;-)
8:42 AM Oct 31st
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in reply to geekgirldiva
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@ I'd rather have a Snuggie made of Shamwows.
8:24 AM Oct 31st
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The saying "you bet your ass" is bullshit, I've yet to find a Casino that will let me bring my donkey inside.
9:06 PM Oct 30th
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@ Trying...to...resist..urge.....to touch.....nose....GAH! *touches*
10:03 AM Oct 30th
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in reply to SimonSays
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Another DS? Seriously Nintendo?
9:49 AM Oct 30th
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@ Happy Anniversary, have a taco on me.
9:47 AM Oct 30th
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in reply to Agent_M
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@ Well done sir.
5:35 PM Oct 28th
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in reply to Agent_M
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@ Oh, there is a @ twitter is trying to block my wit!
11:51 AM Oct 28th
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in reply to Agent_M
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@ Simon says, but @ ! *rimshot* Yeah, that would've been way funny if there was a @
11:39 AM Oct 28th
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in reply to Agent_M
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@ Bacon is vital to survival! lolrhyme! Anyway
10:01 AM Oct 26th
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in reply to geekgirldiva
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Schindler's Lisp
11:19 PM Oct 23rd
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I'm always climbing inside of old tires, it's just how I roll.
9:42 AM Oct 23rd
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@ 5k is just over the horizon! TALLY HOOOOOOO!...... I want that Gift Certificate. I'm a man whore for action figures.
6:42 PM Oct 21st
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in reply to geekgirldiva
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Help @ reach 5k followers and possibly win some schtuff. Details in her blog here.
3:50 PM Oct 21st
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If he was made of paper, I would totally RIP Kanye West.
3:24 PM Oct 21st
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Sorry Lennon, I like meat, so I won't be giving Peas much of a chance.
3:18 PM Oct 21st
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Best fucking cake ever, Solid Snake on a Velociraptor!
9:13 PM Oct 20th
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@ No, you were way better than Gary.
10:56 PM Oct 19th
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in reply to GaryJBusey
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- Name Jesse Warren
- Location Secret Lair, Indiana
- Bio I'm a ninja, gamer, geek, with an opinion. oh, and I like to cook.
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