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  1. Tiger Woods. Fox News headline - 'Is Tiger A Lion Cheetah?'.
  2. Newsreaders 7. And yes - Im probably guilty on all counts. He ha, yes, indeed. Thats right. Now, the weather.......
  3. Newsreaders 6. Forced banter of the type that would ensure people avoided you in pubs. 'Ha ha, yes John, that's right'.
  4. Newsreaders 5. 'Stay tuned'. Eh? The bloke that put the dish on my roof did that when I got the new telly.
  5. Newsreaders 4. 'Don't go away'. To which the response is 'Don't tell me what to do'.
  6. Newsreaders 3. Statements masquerading as questions which are 90 secs long leaving reporter to say 'Yeah. what you said'.
  7. Things Newsreaders shouldn't say 2. 'Before I let you go......' What are you - a prison warden?
  8. Things Newsreaders shouldn't say; ' What do WE know about X?' We? What's this 'We'? Just ask a sensible question.
  9. Russia. And that from a man who wrestles crocodiles semi naked.
  10. Russia. Putin is a classy guy shock. Says 'many Russian new rich have a problem spending their money in a tasteful way.' Get you Vlad!
  11. Syria. Bus explosion which killed up to 12 in Damascus - NOT terrorism says Int Mins.
  12. Iraq Inq. Heading for break. And heading for repetition. Looking for nuance in case any hints politicians had made mind up early.
  13. Iraq Inq. Tebbitt. 'By Jan it became clear we couldnt come down thru Turkey' This was due to Turkish Parliament blocking access. .
  14. Iraq Inq. Cmmtte trying to establish WHY UK forces ended up where they did.
  15. Iraq Inq Slight disagreement between fmr PUS and COF over how keen UK was to comit to troops, and not just air and sea forces.
  16. Iraq Inq. If yr listening to alphabet spaghetti - - CDS = Chief of Defence Staff, COS = Chief of Staff, PUS is Permenant Under Sec.
  17. Iraq Inq. Fmr Chief of Staff ' The Americans were minded at one point to (to war) go before the end of the year' (2002).
  18. Russia.Putin - 'Must be v tough on terrorism after train attack'. Now thats scary. He means it. There goes the Causcasus....
  19. 'The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously' Hubert H. Humphrey.
  20. Iraq Inq. Day 8 in the Iraq Inquiry House. And Lord Boyce is snuggling up to Chilcot.