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  1. Them: What's an XBOX? Me: My last girlfriend in a coffin. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Protip: if you want to pick up girls, get a girlfriend. 10:29 AM Nov 29th from txt
  3. IQ WHORES 11:07 AM Nov 27th from txt
  4. I'm thankful for your mom. 10:54 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  5. Told mom to google image search scat music. 'Scat' for short of course. Heh. 5:01 PM Nov 24th from txt
  6. If you put salt on McDonald's french fries, you probably deserve obesity. 9:16 AM Nov 24th from txt
  7. @midgetpimp what do? 5:24 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to midgetpimp
  8. @KyleOfficial earl? 5:23 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to KyleOfficial
  9. @theskyisblUWAH sweet. 5:23 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to theskyisblUWAH
  10. @midgetpimp Is GMU win? 11:12 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to midgetpimp
  11. Lady: Are you Tey'Ron? Me: DO I LOOK LIKE A TEY'...Nvm. Sorry Ma'am. No, I'm not. 11:11 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @Meg_in_3D *rusty tub* 9:06 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Meg_in_3D
  13. @meg_in_3D *hivefigh* 8:58 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. I just farted and I know everyone around heard it, but no one said anything. Is this win? 8:55 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. @thasportswrita <3 7:27 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. @thasportswrita your new twitter list fucking sucks dick, shit. 7:27 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. If there's a motor, it's not a sport. #Justsayin 7:24 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Putting myself on my twitter lists that contain cool people. Is this win? 5:23 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. @ThaSportsWrita Hu-wan? 5:06 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ThaSportsWrita
  20. Did we clench yet? #saints 1:32 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter