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@SchiavoneTony actually he can and does. The only thing he can't do is make Hogan more awesome. #hulkishighestlevelofawesomealready about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SchiavoneTony
@SchiavoneTony and that, good sir, is why you're the best in the game 9:04 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SchiavoneTony
@SchiavoneTony does he have 3 friends to hand out with. I'm thinking Scotty Riggs, Bam Bam Biglow and La Parka. 9:00 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SchiavoneTony
@ChelseaVPeretti @DougBenson I do that all the time. What's the point? My cat is annoying anyway 8:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
@SethMacFarlane and couldn't act and always sounded stupid. So thor and Aeon Flux killed her. And we all lived happily ever after 7:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SethMacFarlane
@terrymeiners watch her try to blame it on being so young. 7:11 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to terrymeiners
@ShawnMichaels @ShaneHelmsCom wait. Should I #blameitontheShane ? Or is it #AllHBKsFault ? 6:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@RoFloESPN @ShawnMichaels #AllHBKsFault his worst offensive ever. Well that and Full House. That awful show was totally his fault 6:51 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RoFloESPN
@levarburton how can anyone say anything bad about Reading Rainbow? Or Roots? And Tattoo was the best part of Fantasy Island! 6:48 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to levarburton
@rainnwilson and maybe a starbucks? 10:56 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rainnwilson
@ShawnMichaels I heard its your fault that justin bieber exists. For shame man, for shame. 10:47 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@ZackRyder this from a man who drinks pussy beer like bud lite lime. I hope they at least pay you to drink that filth. 6:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ZackRyder
@4lisaguerrero I knew I was forgetting a step there. Thanks! 6:21 AM May 24th via web in reply to 4lisaguerrero
@oliviamunn so are you doing anything for @kpereira send off on aots? or do you two still hate each other? 1:54 PM May 23rd via web
@oliviamunn Maybe they're into some really kinky massages. 1:53 PM May 23rd via web in reply to oliviamunn
@StuartScott @ChrisFarach16 plus a bad speller. 8:28 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to StuartScott
@michaelianblack stripper poles get all the credit. Its not fair 8:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to michaelianblack
@SaraUnderwood I blame fax bear. Or Boba Fetish. 8:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SaraUnderwood
@alisonhaislip I was hoping people, dressed as Jawas, were delivering cookies. So sad now. 8:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to alisonhaislip
@CrankyVince so in other words, its a typical day at the office. Fuck you too 8:36 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to CrankyVince

Name INeedABeerOrTwo
Location Rochester, NY
Bio Best friend and financial advisor to Alex P. Keaton. Known for my wonderful quiche and my prowess at mud wrestling. Killed me a bear when I was only 3.