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FunnyEvilI wonder if someone will ever knock on my door and say, "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, may I come in?"7:54 PM May 20thvia TwitDripRetweeted by ILustYew and 495 others
ItsJonahHillI know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling10:05 AM May 18thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by ILustYew and 371 others
girlpostsWhen you really love someone, you will always "Make time" for them. No matter what, no matter how, you will work it out.1:00 PM May 16thvia BufferRetweeted by ILustYew and 2030 others
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UncommonFactsThe story Little Red Riding hood was actually created to keep girls away from sex. The bad wolf was apparently a man's p*nis.2:07 PM May 18thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by ILustYew and 732 others
ItsSarcasmBitchFriend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"7:15 PM May 17thvia BufferRetweeted by ILustYew and 3445 others