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ILustYew

FunnyEvil I wonder if someone will ever knock on my door and say, "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, may I come in?" 7:54 PM May 20th via TwitDrip Retweeted by ILustYew and 495 others
@Kris45Kris thanks 4:08 PM May 18th via UberSocial for Android in reply to Kris45Kris
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WAS GONNA TAKE A NAP ON MY CELL WITH MY HUBBY.....YEA WE DO DAT BUT GOTTS GET DRESSED 2:29 PM May 18th via web
ItsJonahHill Spongebob: "Fuck bitches, Flip patties." 2:27 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 141 others
ItsJonahHill What is racism? When the white iPhone costs more than the black. 1:56 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 222 others
ItsJonahHill That moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants. 10:42 AM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 105 others
ItsJonahHill I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling 10:05 AM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 371 others
ItsJonahHill When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older. BUT THIS ISN’T THE SHIT I SIGNED UP FOR. 9:01 AM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 349 others
girlposts When you really love someone, you will always "Make time" for them. No matter what, no matter how, you will work it out. 1:00 PM May 16th via Buffer Retweeted by ILustYew and 2030 others
well hello stranger who just popped up on my TL 2:15 PM May 18th via web
@RoseClique101 awwww you look so cute in your avi!!! 2:14 PM May 18th via web in reply to RoseClique101
Hawt_Commodity1 First time I say no....its lyke I neva said yes.... 2:12 PM May 18th via Plume for Android Retweeted by ILustYew
ThelIluminati Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. 2:07 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by ILustYew and 466 others
ItsLifeNotes #BecauseItsFriday: I'll do homework tomorrow. Saturday: I'll do homework tomorrow. Sunday: I'll do homework tomorrow at school. 2:06 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by ILustYew and 708 others
UncommonFacts The story Little Red Riding hood was actually created to keep girls away from sex. The bad wolf was apparently a man's p*nis. 2:07 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ILustYew and 732 others
ItsSarcasmBitch Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat" 7:15 PM May 17th via Buffer Retweeted by ILustYew and 3445 others
girlposts That awkward moment when you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pen.. 7:00 AM May 17th via Buffer Retweeted by ILustYew and 3344 others
need to go put some gas in the car but i will save that for tomorrows worries 2:03 PM May 18th via web
its cold in here!!! 2:03 PM May 18th via web