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  1. Now that novel I've been writing in my mind for years will never make it into Oprah's Book Club.
  2. "Jersey Shore" trailer, part 2: http://tinyurl.com/ydlo5jp
  3. My cat is Team Jacob.
  4. You know who I bet isn't sad to see Oprah go? James Frey.
  5. I went to the Victoria Secret fashion show last night. It made think about what life would be like if my thighs didn't rub together.
  6. Heidi loves lamp, this week in "Reality Bites!" http://tinyurl.com/yawjfbk
  7. Huh. "The Hills" beat "30 Rock" by a week on the vasectomy storyline.
  8. If it's wrong to love CMT's "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team," I don't want to be right.
  9. "Community" star and former "30 Rock" scribe Donald Glover geeked out the first time he met Tina Fey: http://tinyurl.com/ydz2uhr
  10. I don't care how annoying his Boston accent is, punching Brad in the face isn't worth $33,000, Darrell.
  11. Aww, thanks buddy! RT @BastardMachine Queen (Princess?) of reality recaps RT @ILTWkinon: http://tinyurl.com/y87t54m
  12. Jesus take her hooker heels. Heidi says grace on last night's "The Hills:" http://tinyurl.com/y87t54m
  13. Never Google "rabies." A recap of last night's "The City:" http://tinyurl.com/yagbtre
  14. The Dance Gods are not pleased with season six of "So You Think You Can Dance" so far: http://tinyurl.com/ybluwzr
  15. A "Boardwalk" grows in Brooklyn, for Martin Scorsese's new HBO series, "Boardwalk Empire:" http://tinyurl.com/yl4hdg4
  16. Krupa fans can take comfort in her Playboy spread, on stands now. Recap of last night's "Dancing With the Stars:" http://tinyurl.com/yjof7uc
  17. @chrisdiiorio I'm going to schedule my life around it.
  18. Ken Ober tribute commercials on MTV are bumming me out. Followed by "Blindside" commercials, it's like a one-two punch to my heartstrings.
  19. Fist-pumping like champs!!!
  20. A night of nines, on Monday's "Dancing With the Stars:" http://tinyurl.com/ydeabp2