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IJSbignose

see you all .... after the lawn fight ! about 2 hours ago via web
@mwnciod saying that i do know of a young lady who is the result of brother and sister relationship ! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to mwnciod
@mwnciod i am lucky as i actually have nofemale blood relatives ( i know of) so incest is something that is never likely to happen lol about 2 hours ago via web in reply to mwnciod
this lawn will not mow itself !! yet they invented staypressed trousers ! about 2 hours ago via web
@mwnciod whilst it is true .. to say no to incest ... oddly i have never been offered it lol ! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to mwnciod
@knightwatchers @TheHornyHaggis hahaha ...... they really are skirts until such time as you have proved there is nothing underneath lol about 2 hours ago via web in reply to knightwatchers
the kettle really is going on again ..... about 2 hours ago via web
@TheHornyHaggis reallly ? i shall have that southerner beheaded immediately lol ... as if we can spare the water ? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TheHornyHaggis
@TheHornyHaggis hehehe that was us softy southerners ... we sent it up there so you get at least one day to see how the other half live lol about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TheHornyHaggis
QAHH When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Your Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today. Happy Memorial Day from the ex-servicemen & women at QAHH about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by IJSbignose and 3 others
KatherineHerald Firefighters are believed to be on the scene of a serious fire in Hayley Road, #Lancing More to follow... about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by IJSbignose and 2 others
@TheHornyHaggis May the south downs protect me from those giant kilt wearers ! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TheHornyHaggis
looks like our visiting dog may now be here for 3 days .... he hates the grass being more than a centimetre long ! about 2 hours ago via web
due to excessive heat ... i find myself melting both with or without clothes ! ... but the garden really must be done ! about 2 hours ago via web
@TheHornyHaggis I did spot this ..... and i thought to myself as one of those 'oriible softy southern sassenachs i would hide ! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TheHornyHaggis
@mwnciod lol well naturally ! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to mwnciod
@jennysmith75 As a special treat ..... just half a muffin lol ! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to jennysmith75
lancing_network Listen & Support @AdurFM Radio Station for #Worthing #Lancing #Sompting #Shoreham & More! about 3 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by IJSbignose
the kettle is now on ! about 3 hours ago via web
how many millions do the banks make on long weekends .. when they take out all the money so many days too early ! about 10 hours ago via web

Name Chris D Servante
Location Sompting W Sussex
Bio too old for this , painfully opinionated , and prone to random, not always helpful, interjections, but will wait forever for a wish to be fulfilled !