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  1. Reason I should be on #Colbert #350: I am going to give this another go. At least until I go viral. Somebody start calling me meningitis! 9:14 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Reason I should be on #Colbert #349: I am back from the dead. Missed my last 106 tweets? They were in invisible ink. 9:30 PM Apr 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  3. Reason I should be on #Colbert #243: If you break the law during the holidays in Singapore do you get candy caned? 9:22 PM Dec 15th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Reason I should be on #Colbert #242: If I had a child, I am confident that my baby would do the hanky-panky. Pocket squares r cool @ any age 12:58 PM Dec 14th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Reason I should be on #Colbert #241: Did mission stmts @ work 2day. Impossible 2 agree. Mission? Impossible? This tweet will self-destruct! 9:30 PM Dec 13th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Reason I should be on #Colbert #240: Best church Christmas program typo ever - "... gold, frankincest, and myrrh." 1:18 PM Dec 12th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Reason I should be on #Colbert #239: Where Im from, a man who makes kids sit on his lap is called a pedophile. @ the mall, he's called Santa 10:54 PM Dec 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Reason I should be on #Colbert #238: Another reason I don't trust Christmas: Santa wears too much red. Obviously a commie. 10:32 PM Dec 10th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Reason I should be on the show #237: I didn't tweet yesterday due 2 technical difficulties. That's a euphemism for "dropped phone in toilet" 8:04 AM Dec 10th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Reason I should be on #Colbert #236: I learned today that I am a teetotaler. I'd make a joke here, but I think the phrase stands on its own. 6:56 PM Dec 8th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Reason I should be on #Colbert #235: I don't trust Christmas. Santa and satan have the same letters. Yup, I went there. 9:14 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Mupdate! Every single day I tell @stephenathome why I should be on #thecolbertreport. That's more often than I apply deodorant... 8:21 PM Dec 6th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Reason I should be on #Colbert #234: The Sing Off is back. Both as a show and as a less offensive way to tell people to take a hike. 8:16 PM Dec 6th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Reason I should be on #Colbert #233: Ever since I was child, I never understood the whole advent thing. Add a vent to what? 6:49 PM Dec 5th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Reason I should be on #Colbert #232: #Oregonducks won! You know what that means: pillows will instead be filled with beaver fur for a year. 3:55 PM Dec 4th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Reason I should be on #Colbert #231: I placed my bets on the Civil War tomorrow. $50 on the South. 10:37 PM Dec 3rd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Reason I should be on #Colbert #230: I got new glasses but they really hurt my eyes. Don't worry - my A's, E's, O's & U's are still fine. 10:37 PM Dec 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Reason I should be on #Colbert #229: This promises to be a December to remember. At least that's what the ginkgo biloba salesman told me. 8:03 AM Dec 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Reason I should be on #Colbert #228: Yeah, I didn't say anything yesterday. I was depressed. The McRibs are gone. 8:02 AM Dec 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Reason I should be on #Colbert #227: 2day was my most grueling workday all year - 6 hrs spackling. Again, the financial industry hard @ work 8:55 PM Nov 30th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Bio Let me make a few things clear: 1.) I am straight 2.) I am not a stalker 3.) My goal is to be featured on the show (preferably in person)
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