IHateBako
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Must suck to be a gangster, but to be a gangster from Bakersfield, would any real gangster take you seriously?
11:41 PM Aug 4th
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From the Bako Californian 7/4/09: Do you think Bakersfield is a safe place for bicyclists? Sure. Only a few people get killed a year.
1:20 PM Jul 26th
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What's to blame for the 46 other missing IQ points?
12:49 AM Jul 26th
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Teen pregnancy rates in Kern Co. are the 5th highest in California. Frankly I'm shocked there are 5 counties even more backwards than Kern.
7:32 PM Jul 13th
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Slow news day in Bakersfield.
9:09 PM Jul 8th
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Really excited to see what all of Bakersfield's drunk high school dropouts do with "legal" fireworks in 100-degree heat.
12:17 PM Jul 4th
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Handing out sex tapes to 5th graders isn't exactly helping Bako's reputation for knocked-up teens and shotgun weddings. tinyurl.com/lugnqa
5:53 PM Jul 3rd
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If every teen has a baby, and their teens have babies, then yes, I suppose there will be one million in Bako by 2025. tinyurl.com/ksfukd
11:27 AM Jul 3rd
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Will someone please tell Bakersfield PD that it is still illegal to drink and drive?
8:22 PM Jul 2nd
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Way to go Bako, you're #2 in air pollution. With hard work & perseverance, I'm sure you can climb to #1 next year.
4:24 PM May 20th
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Bako almost had a moment of glory last night w/ @ in town. She tried to go to Wal-Mart in Bako, but it was closed. Fail, Bako.
4:06 PM May 20th
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RT @ My friend just was trying to think of "some podunk town 2 hrs from here." I shout Bako. She shouts yes.
3:26 AM May 2nd
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OMG, Bakersfield. Emergency Rooms are for emergencies, you're not dying from swine flu.
11:43 PM May 1st
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Sean Penn going to Bakersfield is the most interesting thing that's happened to Bako in years. This can't be good.
11:15 PM Apr 28th
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Priceless! Urban Dictionary's take on Bakersfield:
8:01 PM Apr 21st
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Don't stop in Bakersfield, just keep driving.
10:43 PM Apr 20th
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It's 96 degrees today in Bakersfield, and it's April. That is all.
2:53 PM Apr 20th
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If you're gonna hire a hit man to kill your husband, make sure he doesn't work for the FBI. Only in Bako...
6:55 PM Apr 19th
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Bakersfield tops crazy sex laws. Wow.
7:17 PM Apr 17th
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Adult illiteracy rate in Kern County is 25%. I take that to mean that 25% of people in Kern County won't be reading this.
11:00 AM Apr 17th
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- Name Bakersfield Sucks
- Location Not Bakersfield
- Bio Occasional tweets to remind you why Bakersfield totally blows.
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