IBlame
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Skynyrd! Erase'em from the annals and who would be worse off? Nobody
1:15 PM Nov 6th
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I laugh at nearby dude's butt-crackie, then hear kid behind me say to her mom "look at that old lady's butt- crackie" & it's me.
1:11 PM Nov 6th
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Nice weather always brings out the hipsters with untrained dogs. Yappin minpin, lungin golden,barkin STD pood threaten my digestion.
1:08 PM Nov 6th
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Jesus in a jetpack, they forgot the pickle on my burger! Send it back, or suck it up?
1:02 PM Nov 6th
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Veggie burger at P Terry's. Creedence on the juke. Give John Fogerty a lozenge!
12:57 PM Nov 6th
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Stuck inside of Austin with the 3 hours to kill blues again = many tweets to come.
12:54 PM Nov 6th
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"I bet Jesus wouldve used HIS turn signal" bumper sticker, Austin
9:42 AM Sep 26th
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It's got an episode with the lead babe in chains, but I've noticed that the "Bones" TV show, incredibly, is not 100% antifeminist.
6:03 PM Sep 15th
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Beauty2KCompliance'09: Maybelline motorized mascara. No shit. Mascara applicator vibrates for even more luscious lashes!
5:22 PM Jul 28th
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Blog no longer FUBAR. Upgrading to latest Firefox appears to have fixed the problem. Stupid internet.
7:51 AM Jul 19th
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All old movies suck.
7:04 AM Jun 29th
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"After The Thin Man" on TCM: Nick imprisons Nora in closet to keep her from going on a case with him. Yet she doesn't divorce him instantly.
4:31 PM Jun 24th
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Creepy dude at P Terry's ogling all the nubiles. I HATE him.
12:52 PM Jun 16th
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Do you get Barack's tweets? Now that I know I can sign Sotomayor's "virtual cast" the novelty of Twitter has officially worn off.
12:25 PM Jun 10th
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I'll consider throwing a yacht party when a Puerto Rican lesbo spinster aunt gets the nomination.
6:07 AM May 27th
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Oh, and happy birthday.
11:39 AM May 26th
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Will attempt, at 1900 GMT, to live a dude-free hour. Report to follow.
11:38 AM May 26th
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Phrases That Have Lost All Meaning Department: "farm fresh produce." Don't lie to me, Whole Foods. That farm is in fuckin' Chile.
3:11 PM May 23rd
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Discovered that broken noses are just as painful as they sound.
10:38 AM May 23rd
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Discovered that you really CAN break your nose by walking into a door.
1:15 PM May 22nd
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- Name Twisty Faster
- Location Cottonmouth County, TX
- Web http://blog.iblam...
- Bio The internet's most patriarchy-blaming spinster aunt
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