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  1. Wine tasting in Napa all day. I proclaim this Blackout Friday.
  2. Polanski released on bail. But the Swiss courts asked him to stay in the country and not rape/drug any teens.
  3. Help! Can't decide who's soulless karaoke CD not to buy: the creepy American Idol or the crazy British fatty.
  4. Why would @samriegel bring this horribly freaky gift back from Japan for me?! http://bit.ly/6LHiCc
  5. @SillyPhylly No, but I did get him to quit. And wear a dress beneath the news desk.
  6. You're even dirtier than C Prejean RT @IBheather Toxic cleaning products are so perverted. Which is kind of a turn on.http://bit.ly/2pQGzY
  7. Man marries SIMS girlfriend. Imaginaries have the right to marry now? Ugh! Give it to the gays! Please. http://bit.ly/8cPyJ7
  8. JLo fell at the AMA's last night. But wasn't the bigger tragedy how crappy her song was? http://bit.ly/57kV7u
  9. Team Edward should be changed to Team Pedophile.
  10. @rhapsodygirl Sounds like my President's Day last year.
  11. After 100 years of life, all vampires want is to date teenage girls? Are men seriously that lame?
  12. Saw Twilight last night. Sookie was even whinier than usual.
  13. @PrattFalls Stay vigilant. Yours is the struggle against unqualified bosses with bad taste & devoid of humor the world over.
  14. This week's "Community" mashed up Somewhere Out There with an Irish band and salsa dancing. Awesome. Screw you Glee.
  15. @SillyPhylly I'm firing anyone who can't handle comedy. Immediately.
  16. @MBsandsKU Not me. I wouldn't act in a soap! I mean Maggie, Bianca and Reese.
  17. BTW when I take over AMC, I'm bringing Maggie back for a love triangle that DOESN'T include Zack or Ryan. And doesn't bore me to tears.
  18. @smartyshortie After he leaves her custody of Gaby in his will...
  19. @WizzerKat Done! While shaving his chest, he accidentally goes too far...
  20. @PrattFalls I'm preemptively offering you guys a place on the new AMC writing team. Should be fun.