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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH, TOKYOOOO!!!!! #swineflu 5:56 AM May 21st from web
  2. Maybe if I type it a lot it'll come back into the trending topics. #swine flu #swine flu #swine flu #swine flu #swine flu #swine flu 1:00 PM May 13th from web
  3. Back in the trending topics! THANKS BUT YOU'RE STILL DOOMED!!! #swineflu 5:31 AM May 9th from web
  4. please don't forget about me #swineflu 6:34 PM May 8th from web
  5. Just because my updates have slowed down a little doesn't mean you should relax. I'M BUSY BEING INFECTIOUS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!! #swineflu 3:11 PM May 4th from web
  6. THE BLACK PLAGUE WAS SUCH A WUSS!!!!! #swineflu 7:51 AM May 4th from web
  7. I LOVE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM!!!! #swineflu 11:14 PM May 3rd from web
  8. COMPLACENCY KILLS!!!!! #swineflu 9:36 PM May 3rd from web
  9. I hope you're STILL SCARED!!! Because you SHOULD BE!!! I'm coming for YOU soon!!!! #swineflu 2:30 PM May 2nd from web
  10. Hmm, who should I infect today? OH I KNOW: EVERYONE!!!!!!! #swineflu 7:06 AM May 2nd from web
  11. What are your symptoms? OH I DON'T CARE IT'S SWINE FLU!!!!!! #swineflu 9:47 PM May 1st from web
  12. You know what a lot of people don't realize? SOON I WILL KILL THEM!!!!! #swineflu 4:23 PM May 1st from web
  13. NO ONE IS SAFE #swineflu 3:19 PM May 1st from web
  14. PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EYES! PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH! PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR NOSE!!!!! #swineflu 2:18 PM May 1st from web
  15. Oh, come on. SCHOOL closings?!? YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!!!! #swineflu 12:38 PM May 1st from web
  16. I'm moving in with your neighbors #swineflu 12:05 PM May 1st from web
  17. Just landed in Boston, but don't stop panicking--I'M EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO!!!!! #swineflu 11:23 AM May 1st from web
  18. Gupta is a JOKE, @Neitherman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #swineflu 11:10 AM May 1st from web
  19. Thanks for the direct messages, but flattery won't save you. I DON'T HAVE A GOOD SIDE TO GET ON!!!! #swineflu 11:01 AM May 1st from web
  20. You're all gonna die! EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE!!!! #swineflu 10:05 AM May 1st from web