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  1. @drewgarceau @darthassclown wow! The Oil Hits the Anus was a hilarious Fark meme from like 2002! Has to do with drinking Poison Ivy Tea
  2. Yes @tobyfoote it's a sad fact that sevetal experienced IT engineers at a fortune 500 company need a second Joe Job to make ends meet
  3. Wow, South Park is pretty awesome this week.
  4. @tangledhelix @perlguy9 @valthonis I love you guys :)
  5. Note to self: Hey idiot. If you are gonna call yourself root, at least remember to put brackets around the SMTP relay address in sendmail.mc
  6. “Iron Man: Vigilante superhero Tony Stark gives up a life of crimefighting and retires to a self-absorbed playboy life. #moviestoldbackwards
  7. Nice @valthonis - kudos on memento #moviestoldbackwards
  8. “The Matrix: Neo becomes so fed up with humans that he fights the machines for the right to a lifetime of VR therapy.” -@valthonis
  9. Jaws- The story of a shark who throws up so many people, they have to build a beach. #moviestoldbackwards (via @catzoup)
  10. Friday the 13th? A day just like any other. All is well. :)
  11. If you watch one hilarious viral video this week, make it this one! (Adult themes.) RT @roxeteer: Wrong Hole http://bit.ly/ysls9 :D
  12. RT @tangledhelix: iPhone ads show the phone in use. Droid ads show stealth bombers, boats, farmers, and about 1.5 seconds of a phone.
  13. @tobyfoote 90 day trial period
  14. @tobyfoote What I am reading here is the ARRA subsidies and rebates are only for people who were not voluntarily separated from employment
  15. Well this is confusing as hell, but I thinkit says I have to pay the $3400 because of dependents' chronic health issues http://bit.ly/1veMHv
  16. @tangledhelix actually new and old companies have same coverage
  17. @catzoup I have the money set aside to cover cobra right now, am just wondering if I'm fiscally smarter being v
  18. @mkempton how does that work?
  19. @sjones1971 only for the involuntarily unemployed :(
  20. @catzoup average skews up during winter, plus playing odds is great unless you are hit with a catastrophe :/ so... Can I make it to 1/17?