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  1. Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession. about 11 hours ago via 18data custom
  2. Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do? about 21 hours ago via 18data custom
  3. Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!...Ow, Christ... why the ear, man? ...Guess I fucked it up..No, that was perfect! 9:37 AM May 27th via 18data custom
  4. I am Jack's broken heart. 11:37 PM May 26th via 18data custom
  5. Just tell him you fuckin' did it. Tell him you blew it all up. That's what he wants to hear. 9:37 AM May 26th via 18data custom
  6. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck... 11:37 PM May 25th via 18data custom
  7. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. 9:37 AM May 25th via 18data custom
  8. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. 11:37 PM May 24th via 18data custom
  9. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE! 9:37 AM May 24th via 18data custom
  10. This is Bob. He was a decent man, and we're not gonna bury him in the fucking garden! 11:37 PM May 23rd via 18data custom
  11. The driver must have been huge, see where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art. 9:37 AM May 23rd via 18data custom
  12. Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody. 11:49 PM May 22nd via 18data custom
  13. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! 9:37 AM May 22nd via 18data custom
  14. The driver must have been huge, see where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art. 11:37 PM May 21st via 18data custom
  15. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. 9:37 AM May 21st via 18data custom
  16. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasite group Thursdays. 11:37 PM May 20th via 18data custom
  17. I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 9:37 AM May 20th via 18data custom
  18. I am Jack's smirking revenge. 11:37 PM May 19th via 18data custom
  19. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 9:37 AM May 19th via 18data custom
  20. Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction... 9:37 AM May 18th via 18data custom
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