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  1. Hey Balloonboy-your failure to fall tragically to your death has been hugely disappointing. Next time u pull a publicity stunt, get it right 5:29 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
  2. I knew the purchase of several overpriced designer umbrellas would make sense someday. 10:14 AM Oct 13th from TweetDeck
  3. You hitting on me right now is sadder than that Sarah McLachlan "In the Arms of the Angel" animal cruelty commercial. Please stop. 1:32 AM Oct 11th from TweetDeck
  4. I am real and, more importantly, *these* are real. RT @saturdayknight: i wish you were real, we'd make great *ahem* buddies. 6:12 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  5. That could be a conflict of interest. But I've never known a conflict I wasn't interested in. RT@KeyLeh:R u & @RileyRichmond gonna hook up? 2:54 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  6. Slipping on a banana peel felt clichéd so The Real World producers had Shauvon pop her implant while bellyflopping in2 a lake. Comedy gold 6:31 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
  7. Why is LAPD treating me like Roman Polanski at a Miley Cyrus concert? 11:27 AM Oct 7th from TweetDeck
  8. Only if I can watch. RT @PumpUpTheValium: Hey, Ella - can you hook me up with your neighbor, David? 4:54 PM Oct 6th from TweetDeck
  9. In lieu of being publicly humiliated by my coworkers' *harmonized* (read: off-key) version of Happy Birthday, I'll be accepting gifts. 3:51 PM Oct 6th from TweetDeck
  10. My KravMaga class kicked ass tonight. Which is what I expect to do tomorrow at work. 9:15 PM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
  11. Hey stubborn hangover, it's 6pm. You need to step off. It's Saturday night and your petty intimidation tactics don't stand a chance. 6:00 PM Oct 3rd from TweetDeck
  12. Getting the Mini serviced. I feel aurally violated by the lobby music but there's free wifi & what they refer to as "lowcal" donuts so... 1:02 PM Oct 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. Sorry Project Runway, I just can't make the switch over to Lifetime. 7:41 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  14. Proenza Schouler, you're my hero. 4:01 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
  15. To loosely quote The Beatles: I get *off* with a little help from my friends. 1:20 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
  16. @tuckermax you make Michael Bay look like Antonioni. Impressive. 11:41 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
  17. Yoga, Starbucks, mani/pedi, sign a major client, dinner with a perspective, drinks with friends at Coal and then home. All in a day's work. 5:17 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
  18. LOST: Nars Orgasm lip gloss. 9:38 PM Sep 26th from TweetDeck
  19. To the *stud* in the yellow Hummer honking at me: it would take equal parts tequila and propofol for anything to happen between us. 1:58 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  20. Monogamy's a little neanderthal. But you're adorable. RT @ianmelanson: i LOVE ella simms #melroseplace @IAmEllaSimms marry me? 1:38 PM Sep 24th from TweetDeck