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  1. First Kate, now @KenDavidoff. I have that effect on humans. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. @KenDavidoff Dude, a centaur's life isn't easy. I once tried to pretend I was Ozzie Smith doing a flip. That didn't go well. 5:12 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to KenDavidoff
  3. Really sorry to see Johnny Damon leave. You know, it takes a real man to stand up to Boras. (oops) 3:46 PM Dec 20th from web
  4. Ran into one of my high school teammates in Central Park today. Messed up his hoof before the draft - now he's pulling a hansom cab. Sad. 2:26 PM Dec 19th from web
  5. Decided to crash Granderson's press conference today. Took the subway, got arrested for jumping the turnstile. What else would a horse do? 2:57 PM Dec 17th from web
  6. Poor Kate, hated to let her go. She thought I was dissing Goldie and Kurt at a sit-down dinner. I had to stand, I told her. Horses can't sit 10:15 AM Dec 15th from web
  7. @BloggingBombers sorry I've been out of touch, bro. The news about Wang left me sort of limp. 7:09 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to BloggingBombers
  8. Notice I didn't put Mr. T Woods on that list. Horses do not dine with dogs. 8:03 PM Dec 12th from web
  9. Serby wants me for a Sunday Q and A in the NY Post. Asked for my 3 favorite dinner partners. Secretariat, Seabiscuit and Willie Shoemaker 6:24 PM Dec 12th from web
  10. Heard Cashman say Granderson "really gets on his horse" in CF. Message to Curtis: dude, don't even think about it. 7:22 PM Dec 11th from web
  11. Was just stopped trying to board my flight. Agent said I was carrying a weapon I said, lady, please, this is how I was born 10:29 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  12. Do centaurs have to remove their horseshoes before going through the metal detector? 8:50 AM Dec 10th from web
  13. Getting ready to go to the airport. Putting the TSA on notice: any agent who pats me down is in for a HUGE surprise. 8:26 AM Dec 10th from web
  14. Now I'm ready for breakfast, but there's nowhere to find good hay in Indianapolis. 8:19 AM Dec 10th from web
  15. I was on the treadmill early this morning - 4 legs are always better than 2. But running on a human treadmill is a waste. Only goes to 10mph 8:15 AM Dec 10th from web
  16. Heard Cashman won't sign Matsui DH-only, thinks he's a one-trick pony. 8:13 PM Dec 9th from web
  17. Hope Girardi isn't intending to give me sliding lessons in spring training. Have you ever seen a horse slide? It's not pretty. 8:01 PM Dec 9th from web
  18. Someone from the MLB Network asked me to do a stand-up tomorrow morning. I was like, dude, please. I'm a horse. I can't stand up. 5:21 PM Dec 9th from web
  19. btw, I got to Indy too late on Sunday to see my favorite team - the Colts. 4:25 PM Dec 9th from web
  20. Was standing in front of the Marriott with Boras. We couldn't find a cab, so he says, "c'mon, let's hoof it." I was like, excuse me? 4:17 PM Dec 9th from web