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IAMGERAHERNE

I've changed my entire twitter profile three times over the last 3 days! Is still same pic etc. Is the app not working properly I wonder? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Finally downloading photoshop cs6, only trial version though, real thing costs €1200!!!!!!! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Nuts! twitter.com/IAMGERAHERNE/s… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
gilescoren I hope to God nobody is going to watch a single game of Euro 2012. To watch even a second of it, will be to condone Polish racism. about 7 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by IAMGERAHERNE and 119 others
Off today!!! Have a few free hours till college so after loose women I'll be al fresco! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@mrnicklevine $5.15? 4:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mrnicklevine
@chriscolfer happy of happiest birthdays to you, you little inspirational person you!! Xx 4:03 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Sweating like a P.I.G 4:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Goodbye sun! I will be your bitch mostly tomorrow. Tell mother cloud to keep the fuck away. twitter.com/IAMGERAHERNE/s… 12:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
In a fucking jocker 11:16 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Checkouts and stomach flu ain't a good combo! 5:51 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Stomach in a fucking heap! What the fuck is going on? usually have an iron stomach, except if a funky smell happens my way, this is torture! 1:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Think someone is doing the river dance in my stomach! #ouch! #painful 11:40 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Relaxed to the max!!! 9:40 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
1...2...3... Counting sheep, zzz... Too much to ponder... 1... 2... 3... 5:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Thinking the Eurovision should be more like the hunger games. How awesome would that be!!! Imagine johnny Logan with a bow and arrow! 1:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@Mattdavelewis you need to give minecraft a go. Addictive stuff 12:20 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mattdavelewis
Having a heiney :) 12:16 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
andersondepaiva Standing in the presence of fear - Photographic exhibition by Anderson de Paiva comboperugia.blogspot.com/2011/09/standi… 8:32 AM May 19th via Tweet Button Retweeted by IAMGERAHERNE
I saw a woman today with the biggest ass I'd ever witnessed. #epicass 7:16 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone