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IAMBEARDO

  1. Launching antiperspirant co. for bald Men’s heads. Just need a chemist and $$$. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @atpfestival - can I design T.P. ( toilet paper) for you? 2:23 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @atpfestival - can I come build A Tee Pee and host journeys into the self with bongos & pan flutes? 2:22 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Ok, no more. Those are not funny. Enough. Not funny enough. 5:38 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. The radio you drop into the tub is battery powered #suicide_oopsies 5:37 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. 45 minutes in garage with the car running before you realize it is a Prius. #suicide_oopsies 5:36 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. @jonburgerman don't be concerned. Your feelings are totally natural. 8:28 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jonburgerman
  8. The hazy NYC weather must make pigeons horny. The park is like an Annabelle Chong flick with feathers. And disgusting feet. 8:22 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @sethtino @sydfkr member playing at the Map Room? Memphis? The open-mic types took the pay-what-u-wish jar? Lets go get em. 12:15 PM May 25th via web
  10. Don't forget to waste time: bit.ly/mybeersong ...wait... for... it. 1:48 PM May 24th via web
  11. So good, Epic Human Slinky: youtu.be/GIx6fy654sw 11:29 AM May 24th via Tweet Button
  12. @Deathpodal Dad? 7:21 AM May 24th via web in reply to Deathpodal
  13. @creativetimenyc thanks for listening! 6:21 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to creativetimenyc
  14. Tried to French inhale that burp. Didn't work. 6:20 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Baroness( opening for meshuggah)that last song sounded too much like jane's A. covering Queensrych covering Gerry Rafferty for me... 6:11 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. Drug Fishing: the sport of leaving drinks around a club on the off chance that somebody will spike one. 5:48 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. @JohnMartinIV I don't think they were headed anywhere. There was moss growing on their punker butt flaps and their tramp dogs had bedsores 3:21 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JohnMartinIV
  18. I think a time machine exploded in Williamsburg. 1 block had: 2 depression era farmers, a Victorian gent & 4 extras from mad max. 2:53 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. I don't post enough of my work as a creator of aimless druggy songs. Here's one (t'days post) harringtonandselves.com 10:44 AM May 23rd via web
  20. My new sounds: Rabbit Trancing soundcloud.com/fagun/sets/rab… on #SoundCloud 10:30 AM May 23rd via SoundCloud