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  1. @croninwhocares what about "makin white mud" or having a visit from my "aunt Jack" 9:19 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  2. My niece just asked why we were putting that stuff in the turkeys "baginal hole" 6:52 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  3. How do I stop my mother-in-law from stuffing a turkey with crushed ritz crackers and cheese? Also, does it smell like dog mouth in here? 6:50 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  4. Is there a cross dressing scene where men dress like Mrs. Doubtfire and identify themselves as "Frumpies"? There should be. 2:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. someone sent me http://www.catsforgold.com/ 10:52 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. New BEARDO up now! http://bit.ly/5jFGwD - wait for it.... wait for it... yes it is that fuckin long. 8:17 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. My son just beatboxed with biz marki! Yo gabba gabba live! 9:16 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  8. http://bit.ly/2hwBE0 - just go. 1:48 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Follow Friday: Ok, there is someone worth following my writer friend Dan Cronin actually writes funny twitter, he's @croninwhocares 9:01 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. @AndrewAndrew You guys rule! Sorry I left my jacket at your apartment for 2 years. 1:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. Here's the plan: You go out and turn Monday night into New Years Eve 2000. I'll stay here, drink tea and watch "WWII in HD" 4:30 PM Nov 16th from web
  12. @NickfromIslands by "background scenes" you mean something with sex and your butt right? 6:20 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  13. Museum of natural history's packed- took me 20 min to get into what can only be called the toilet of biodiversity 1:31 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  14. Me:Hey baby, you make me want a pair of spicy green pepper underwear. You: What? Me:I wanna get Jalapeño panties! 10:15 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. Free Advice: Think your girl is sleeping with your $2 mil. Arabian stud horse? Have her strip in front of him and see if he pops a boner. 6:36 PM Nov 13th from web
  16. RT @PFTompkins: #ff Check out this guy @croninwhocares. He writes for Conan. He MIGHT be a murderer. Search his tweets for clues! 6:23 PM Nov 13th from web
  17. Les Savy Fav's did a song for this Yo Gabba Gabba segment. http://bit.ly/44RZIw It is about buying new shoes... might be too consumerist 1:46 PM Nov 13th from web
  18. I'm proude to be one of 8 people following the musings of Luther Campbell @unclelukereal1 - is he the real deal? 10:51 AM Nov 10th from web
  19. RT @chunklet: More info on Jerry Fuch's death: http://bit.ly/3imAst 11:34 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  20. 5:45am - so this is Austin at sunrise. Hung over enough that I'd like a priest to read me my last rights 3:55 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck