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Random fact - I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread.2:05 PM Apr 18thvia web
No one in history was more ahead-of-his-time and misunderstood than the guy who punched Snooki in the face in Season 1 of Jersey Shore...8:42 AM Apr 17thvia web
I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want nothing to do with that guy...5:58 AM Apr 16thvia web
People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one...5:27 PM Apr 14thvia web
I think Hypnotizing someone tonight to think they are "jason" from Friday the 13th movies may turn out to be a terrible idea...thoughts?10:12 AM Apr 13thvia Twitter for BlackBerry®
Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once...3:11 PM Apr 12thvia web
marcsavardFor those of you thinking of having kids; I've been up since 5:15am cause some Bunny shit chocolates all over my house and yard, FYI.5:53 AM Apr 8thvia HootSuiteRetweeted by HypnoDerek and 2 others