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HypnoDerek

  1. If you're bored simply send a text message to a random number saying "I'm Pregnant!"
  2. A smart car is parked in my space... I'm about to pick it up and move it.
  3. Great view to start off a Friday! yfrog.com/nvowhmvj
  4. Booked a trip to Panama City, very excited.
  5. As a general rule, don't trust anyone who opts for potato salad over French fries...
  6. You know that song where Eminem is all mad and shit...
  7. Random fact - I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread.
  8. Fiancé of the year...ya that's me twitter.com/HypnoDerek/sta…
  9. No one in history was more ahead-of-his-time and misunderstood than the guy who punched Snooki in the face in Season 1 of Jersey Shore...
  10. I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want nothing to do with that guy...
  11. People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one...
  12. I think Hypnotizing someone tonight to think they are "jason" from Friday the 13th movies may turn out to be a terrible idea...thoughts?
  13. Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once...
  14. Easter Sunday Brunch today at Agua, but not before a dive first #caymanliving
  15. Yep, sunset pirate ship cruise! #cayman yfrog.com/h6k4pzlj
  16. Fried Pickles! First Time...pretty good! yfrog.com/odf3cwaj
  17. Its 5oclock somewhere! yfrog.com/h0qkhisj