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  1. Nice #Rejection Hotline shoutout! RT @CharlesTrippy if you guys ever wanted my cell phone number, enjoy ;) http://www.youtube.com/Trippy
  2. New #Humor Hotline! Call 781-452-4017 for a threatening message from a REAL #Thanksgiving turkey! #Comedy
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  5. New Hotline! Call The Halloween Tragedy Prevention Line at 413-497-0074. Funny. Informative. Free.
  6. Call 240-258-4010 to hear what REALLY happened in the Garden of Eden (Hint: it involves apples, talking snakes, and a little bit of pimping)
  7. New Hotline! The "Urgent Message" (Humor) Hotline. Give it a call at 240-258-4005 (Then tell/text/trick your friends to call!)
  8. @loveCLS Rejection Hotline number is 617-861-3962. Local area codes at http://bit.ly/vWyl9
  9. Call me when you get a moment, but my battery is low call me at 401-285-0701. Thanks! Mancow (via @MancowMuller)
  10. Or girls RT @LoveForeverKay The Rejection Hotline is so funny. Give the # to creepy/weird/guys that hit on you. 212-660-2245 it's hilarious.
  11. @ohkelseyy Nothing quite yet, but we are definitely working on it.
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  13. Awesome! RT @chellebelle13 Did you know an Emory alum created the Rejection Hotline? Read my story: http://emorywheel.com/detai...
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  17. @_itsjennyyo Rejection Hotline # is 212-660-2245. Also check out 100+ FREE numbers at www.HumorHotlines.com!
  18. Weigh in on the drinking age-debate with our "Make it 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488. Note: Not a humor hotline. This one is serious!
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