Get short, timely messages from Humor Hotlines.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @HumorHotlines.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow HumorHotlines to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

HumorHotlines

  1. #ThingsWomenSay2MakeMenMad - Not tonight, I have a headache... 401-285-2187 ;-) Facebook.com/HumorHotlines 8:03 AM May 25th via web
  2. That awkward moment when you have to decide whether to give your real number or the Rejection Hotline: 212-660-2245 :$ 12:45 PM May 24th via web
  3. Thanks to Facebook I can keep up with what people I knew in high school are eating for dinner. This number comes in handy: 267-436-5224 12:04 PM May 24th via web
  4. #IveBeenSweatingLike Yo Mama when she's chasing down the ice cream truck... Call 973-409-3369 to hear more about Yo Sweaty A$$ Mama! ;-) 12:03 PM May 24th via web
  5. RT @booyouwhores: HEY I JUST FOLLOWED YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY SO HERES MY NUMBER. CALL ME MAYBE? 401-285-2187 :D 4:09 PM May 22nd via Twitterfall
  6. @CzechMyFrench_ The Rejection Hotline number is 212-660-2245. More hotline entertainment at HumorHotlines.com. Free to call! 12:17 PM May 21st via Tweet Button in reply to CzechMyFrench_
  7. So it's National Vegetarian Week- just one more reason to look forward to this holiday: 413-497-0044 ;-) HumorHotlines.com 11:51 AM May 21st via web
  8. SORRY!!! We were hacked this weekend and sent out spam/hacker links (about “christian singles”) to our followers. We are very very sorry! :( 8:58 AM May 21st via web
  9. #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBoobs - Accio Boobies! To enroll in Hogwarts call 413-497-0167! HumorHotlines.com 9:10 AM May 18th via web
  10. #SignsAPersonCantCook: if that person is YO MAMA! Call 973-409-3369 to hear what else is wrong with yo mama ;-) HumorHotlines.com 9:13 AM May 16th via web
  11. Happy Hump Day ! Celebrate by calling 603-328-1680... ;-) FREE Funny From HumorHotlines.com 9:11 AM May 16th via web
  12. YO MAMA is so fat, she celebrates National Chocolate Chip Day ! Call 973-409-3369 for more YO MAMA jokes! ;-) #CanIFryThat 12:04 PM May 15th via web
  13. #ItsHardTo stop when you're addicted...call 401-285-2187! ;-) FREE Funny From HumorHotlines.com 11:05 AM May 14th via web
  14. Happy Mother's Day (on Sunday)! Celebrate by calling our new YO MAMA Hotline!: 973-409-3369 ;-) FREE Funny From HumorHotlines.com 12:21 PM May 11th via web
  15. RT @Sterfrii: HAHAHA only my dad would text me saying "Son we really need to talk. Call me at 413-497-0091 my phones almost dead."(Try it.) 10:14 AM May 10th via Twitterfall
  16. RT @MaryAnna025: The odds were not in my favor. #maybenextHungerGames Call 704-970-1836 right now! #coolestthingEVER 10:12 AM May 10th via Twitterfall
  17. @HexxBaby You can win, you've just gotta keep playing! May the odds be ever in your favor! ;-) (704-970-1836) 11:28 AM May 9th via web in reply to HexxBaby
  • Name Humor Hotlines
  • Web http://www.HumorH...
  • Bio FREE Humor Hotlines From the Creators of the Rejection Hotline! Like us to hear about new hotlines FIRST! www.Facebook.com/HumorHotlines
1,998 Following 1,647 Followers 41 Listed
A4V Su-n-ny B OMG Facts Facts! Astrology Fact Book Condescending Wonka Angelina Jolie Hilarious tweets! Taylor Swift The Ciormano Firm Kat Fizzy TommyGirlLondon™ ProdigyApps Ashley Kelly Kim Demeritte Mark Dakota Michelle Shauntae Wynfred B. Banner UberFacts Amina patrick carney Alex clara Gary Johnston Jessica Erbe CocegasHumor ben hellman Gary Teague Alison Aifodasse @geovan ascodedia C LYNCH