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HumdrumExpress

#superkev about 19 hours ago via Mobile Web
Has Ramsay died yet? #weliveinhope about 19 hours ago via Mobile Web
@OdemwingieP What about the contract you signed for The Baggies? Surely the ultimate highlight of anyone's life?! 6:12 AM May 27th via web in reply to OdemwingieP
@ColinUdoh You haven't got a very good seat... 5:59 AM May 26th via web in reply to ColinUdoh
ChrisEC7 More bad news for Spurs, if Englebert Humperdink wins tonight then he takes their Europa League spot. 1:12 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by HumdrumExpress and 431 others
@pennwba "Just seen a bat in our garden. Beautiful." ... But if that ball comes over again I'll stick a bloody knife in it. 2:07 PM May 25th via web in reply to pennwba
@nomadgolf He's going to Villa ay he? (Forgot about him!) 2:04 PM May 25th via web in reply to nomadgolf
#wba season ticket renewed. Do I get a refund if Bruce, McLeish or Connor get the job? Oh. 1:24 PM May 25th via web
Is the Tinkermon holding the scarf aloft yet? @WBAFCofficial #wba 4:00 AM May 25th via Mobile Web
Seagulls vs Lizards. Its a stormer 11:33 AM May 24th via Mobile Web
Mankini? #neveroutoffashion 3:33 AM May 24th via Mobile Web
@therealflopflip I think one of our other neighbours is up for it... might need LOADS of wax... 2:05 PM May 20th via web in reply to therealflopflip
JonesD38 Might go do a John Terry and wear my running gear near the finish of the Manchester 10k Run and pretend I won. 3:31 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by HumdrumExpress and 6 others
DAMAGEDGOODSREC BILLY CHILDISH & SEXTON MING - NEW LP ARRIVED IN THE WAREHOUSE TODAY, GET 'EM QUICK THEY'RE SELLING RATHER FAST! damagedgoods.co.uk/news/1563/dung… 6:19 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by HumdrumExpress and 1 other
@WBAFCofficial Is that a big hint by including @BenFoster in your wba players list? 2:56 AM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to WBAFCofficial
Not a fan of #ff Clogs it all up day it? 12:30 AM May 18th via Mobile Web
SkySporIsNews The players voted to leave Rio behind and take Terry to the Euros. They didn't feel safe leaving Terry behind while their wives are alone! 7:35 AM May 16th via Echofon Retweeted by HumdrumExpress and 85 others
My gig went well btw. I'm sure you've all been staying up, hoping for an update! 3:37 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
No room for anyone else to tweet as @liam_ridgewell is clogging it up. Probably had a few... Still, at least he's seen off Shorey... 3:35 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
En route to Stourbridge to perform @Katieftzgeralds See you there in a bit! 11:26 AM May 16th via Mobile Web

Name The Humdrum Express
Location Kidderminster
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Bio Ian Passey - Insensitive singer/songwriter/poet from the heart of England. Smart-arse acoustic pop. Baggies fanatic - Smerrick Ender