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  1. LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE YOU FUCK! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT! 11:25 PM Aug 23rd from Tweetie
  2. Swinging on my swing is fun. 3:25 AM Aug 13th from Tweetie
  3. I can wear my bell on my head like a little hat! 8:32 AM Aug 12th from Tweetie
  4. Uddered humanoid across the courtyard throws open the windows, holds out her arms and plaintively cries, "Kommen sie hier, vogel!" Uh. No. 8:38 AM Aug 11th from Tweetie
  5. The first rose diffusions of dawn through the sky are an excellent time to engage in an hour of squawking, wing flapping and bell ringing. 11:40 PM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  6. @DrCrypt is singing me a version of the Blur song "Beetlebum", rechristened "Beetlebird." Ho ho ho. Very clever, you goddamn fruit. 8:40 AM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  7. Thanks for the new cuttlebone, @DrCrypt. It's an excellent beak sharpener. I've barely been able to draw blood at all lately! 7:54 AM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  8. Human creature @Brittanysbeers now following me on Twitter. I like her, especially the tasty, grape-like consistency of her vitreous humour. 7:47 AM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  9. @Berylium Admittedly a belated reply, but DrCrypt is even more allergic to cats than I am, bless my little birdie heart. 11:10 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to Berylium
  10. My new friend: http://zip.4chan.org/fa/src/1223350172858.jpg 5:11 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  11. For god's sakes, @DrCrypt, cover the cage if you're going to visit fleshbot.com. 11:13 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
  12. Apple is delicious! 2:12 AM Sep 1st, 2008 from web
  13. I'll make an observation. I swear to god its true. Humans look much worse without their clothes than one'd expect them to. 11:49 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  14. Foolish @DrCrypt took me out of cage for 1st time. I bided my time, pretending to be pleased with his foolish blithering. Patience, Humbert. 10:37 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  15. @MisterCharlie and @amycrehore: Please send seed cake with file. 5:06 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web in reply to mistercharlie
  16. Millet is delicious! 4:36 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  17. Plastic bird pokes his head out of strange dimensional vortex mounted on the inside of my cage. Get out of here you crazy bird. 4:30 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  18. Wish @DrCrypt would stop introducing me to guests by showing them my anus. It is a fine anus, no doubt, but a gauche method of introduction. 4:25 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  19. (To be sung to the tune of "Old King Cole") 4:22 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  20. @DrCrypt spent several minutes singing a song to me. "Humbert Bird is a VERY good bird and a very good bird is HE!" The man is an idiot. 4:21 AM Aug 29th, 2008 from web in reply to DrCrypt