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HoweverAbsurd

  1. My favorite bird turned four today! fb.me/1x3y2UV4v 1:40 PM May 27th via Facebook
  2. Looks pretty! Smells like poison. #runningwithallergiesandasthma lockerz.com/s/212135584 4:40 PM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  3. Looks likes snow, but it's pollen! Delightful! #runningwithallergiesandasthma lockerz.com/s/212135058 4:37 PM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  4. Represent. RT @SarahThyre: My gangsta lean is just scoliosis. 10:30 AM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  5. RT @BorowitzReport: #MemorialDay: A good way to remember the dead would be to bring home the living. 2:35 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  6. @HangryPants Yay! 11:45 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to HangryPants
  7. RT @JohnFugelsang: Saying a public option will hurt private insurance is like saying community college hurts the Ivy League. 9:07 AM May 24th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  8. @mdoolittle @MichaelSlezakTV What's with all the inappropriate bodysuits?? 5:34 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to mdoolittle
  9. @susanairheart You look fantastic! 2:26 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to susanairheart
  10. RT @bluthquotes: She calls it a "Mayonegg". 7:53 AM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  11. @mdoolittle Kind of uneven choices, no? 5:56 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to mdoolittle
  12. @MichaelSlezakTV Wow. Well, those last choices were pretty unfair, no? 5:55 PM May 22nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  13. @susanairheart Oh eff. Take care of yourself! 3:51 PM May 18th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to susanairheart
  14. RT @serafinowicz: Respect to Bono for using his $1.5 billion Facebook money to put an end to famine and drought in FarmVille. 3:48 PM May 18th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  15. @Obama2012 Three million students 10:39 AM May 18th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Obama2012
  16. @twobooswhoeat Ugh, not too bad but awful enough. Hope you both feel better soon! 5:50 PM May 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to twobooswhoeat
  17. @twobooswhoeat What's wrong?! 12:06 PM May 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to twobooswhoeat
  18. RT @JohnFugelsang: Ladies, any man who uses an apostrophe to pluralize nouns is unworthy of your affection's. 10:54 AM May 15th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  19. @sepinwall Awake is only one hour this week instead of two. Weren't two episodes supposed to air this week? 4:42 PM May 14th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  20. RT @JohnFugelsang: Next time someone says 'His middle name is Hussein!' just reply 'Really? Like the guy Reagan armed?' 12:59 PM May 14th via UberSocial for BlackBerry