HoustonCat
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Me not feel so good. Too bad I can't talk and tell them whats wrong. :-( unhappy cat.
3:18 PM Dec 1st
from Seesmic
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I think I'll be a tuna inspector for Halloween
8:33 AM Oct 27th
from Seesmic
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Hah! now whenever I meow she thinks I've brought another bird into the house. Too easy!
1:39 PM Oct 23rd
from Seesmic
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YEAH BABY! I might be a big cat but I can still catch me a sparrow, bring it into the house and freak the Lady.
9:40 AM Oct 20th
from Seesmic
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WTF? I just get the appropriate amount of fur shed onto the beds and she decides to launder the sheets!!?! Now I have to start all over.
5:13 PM Oct 16th
from Seesmic
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Lady, stop moping about cooking for 1 and cook your starving cat something. I eat enough for 3 cats anyway, so make portions for 4.
8:32 PM Oct 3rd
from Seesmic
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SHEEZ LADY this not feeding me until 8PM is getting seriously annoying. MEEE-OW And I'm still gonna wake you up at 6AM for breakfast.
5:46 PM Sep 24th
from Seesmic
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MEOW. FEED ME DAMMIT. STOP POINTING at the CLOCK. I can't tell time, stupid human.
7:20 PM Sep 23rd
from Seesmic
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woo hoo! @ is on her way back from Berlin! Parrrrr-taay time!
8:49 PM Sep 9th
from twhirl
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no i didn't break into the cat nip tub & dump it on the floor. Those aren't my teeth marks on the lid. Honest! Um, can I haz some ice cream?
7:58 PM Sep 8th
from twhirl
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wow, thats one tasty looking R.O.U.S.
3:02 PM Sep 7th
from twhirl
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hey lady, I got an idea. Since you're home early, why not FEED THE STARVING CAT.
4:09 PM Sep 3rd
from twhirl
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Bummer, what will the cool kids smoke now? RT @: It will be illegal to sell cloves in the us starting 9/1.
4:20 PM Aug 25th
from twhirl
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wadda mean I'm lactose intolerant. gimme that yogurt already. . . don't make me get my claws out.
7:53 AM Aug 18th
from twhirl
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n the garden, stalking the fig tree. Very shifty, that tree. almost there, almost there . . . Wait do I hear tuna?
4:40 PM Aug 16th
from twhirl
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@ WELCOME HOME! (feed me?)
4:52 PM Aug 6th
from twhirl
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woo hoo! soft catfood two nights in a ROW! That's what I'm talkin about. Maybe I won't fire the staff today.
6:54 PM Jul 6th
from twhirl
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@ You be careful out there on the Mean Streets of Nola. And get me a bottle of Old New Orleans Spiced Rum if you can. Or a case.
3:30 PM Jun 12th
from twhirl
in reply to tkudog
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wadda mean, napping at 7PM? What, my combing your hair at 2AM wasn't restful last night?
7:00 PM Jun 11th
from twhirl
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Lick Lick Lick. This cell phone tasty. Tasty like beer. Lick Lick Lick.
12:16 AM Jun 5th
from twhirl
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- Name HoustonCat
- Location her place in lower haight
- Bio Fat cat in San Francisco, enjoys napping and chasing invisible mice.
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