HotMuslimChick
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President Obama, don't listen to all those naysayers, you're welcome to "increase troop strength" in my country any time. ;)
about 7 hours ago
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Transgression?! Is that what you're calling it, Tiger? That longing look over the 9th hole in Dubai was more than that!
about 9 hours ago
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It's true. I was romantically involved with Tiger Woods. I mistook him for Obama and showed him my forehead. I didn't know he was married.
about 11 hours ago
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In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have slapped the bus driver when he asked me "where do you get off?"
7:28 AM Nov 12th
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I only agreed to come because I heard something about a two million dollar purse. Nobody said anything about a horse race.
1:37 PM Nov 7th
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I know I haven't been on much lately, but I always get busy around the Jewish high holy days. ;)
12:35 PM Nov 5th
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Why doesn't anyone want to produce my TV show? I thought it was great - a Muslim Gossip Girl, except everyone's a virgin and doesn't drink.
9:26 AM Oct 22nd
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I'm having a bad hijab day. Thank you, humidity.
11:45 AM Oct 21st
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@ Thanks! Glad to be back.
10:30 AM Oct 21st
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in reply to Mohomed
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My goat milkshake brings all the bedouins to the yard and they're like, 'I'll give you a camel and a wife for it.'
7:11 AM Oct 21st
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My follow Friday friends are @ and @, and of course @.
12:00 PM Sep 25th
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Photo: joeschmitt: Ha ha. A sighting. Maybe it’s me. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Next time you think you see me,...
10:25 AM Sep 24th
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Yes!!! RT @: @ Mardi Gras... like, get beads, show your ears?
8:37 AM Sep 24th
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Next time Ramadan would be a lot easier if we at least got a Mardi Gras or Carneval the day before.
8:59 AM Sep 18th
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I like my new burqa, but not the tan lines around my eyes.
12:49 PM Sep 17th
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Yes, absolutely!! RT @: I bet @ vacations in the Virgin Islands.
7:46 AM Sep 16th
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@ huh?
7:44 AM Sep 16th
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This is how you Americans celebrate 9/11-- by harassing all your friends to join the Mafia? Tsk, tsk.
9:11 AM Sep 15th
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While I've never done, I know what a blow job and a hand job are. But what are these "steve jobs" everyone's talking about?
10:44 AM Sep 9th
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"Avg woman would give up relations for 15 months for a closet full of clothes." I've never had sex! Where're my clothes?
1:43 PM Sep 4th
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- Name Hot Muslim Chick
- Location the Ottoman Empire
- Bio If you like it, offer my father 4 cows for it
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