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  1. Racing stripes do not a faster pony make.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. I think my bonnet is getting a little ripe. My pony doesn't lick my head any more. :-(9:55 AM Jul 17th from web
  3. My pony is unimpressed by my Kung-Fu prowess. Fine! I'm unimpressed with your... Pony-Fu prowess! I'm sorry, Pony. Your Pony-Fu is great.10:08 PM Jul 15th from web
  4. Aaaaaand now I know Kung-Fu. Neat!5:18 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  5. Well. That's one white slavery ring that won't be bothering anyone for quite a while.7:03 AM Jun 2nd from web
  6. MONKEYS, YOU KEEP THROWING POOP AT ME AND I'LL KEEP THROWING IT RIGHT BACK. I CAN DO THIS *ALL DAY*.7:18 PM May 20th from Tweetie
  7. Ponies are great and everything, but the lack of GPS is frustrating. Still though. Pony cuddles. :-)3:33 AM May 15th from Tweetie
  8. These are the biggest goats I have ever seen. What do you mean "llamas"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PERU"?!8:49 PM May 13th from web
  9. I'm! WHEEEeeee...eeeeeEEE! On! WHEEEeeee...eeeeeEEE! A! WHEEEeeee...eeeeeEEE! Merry! WHEEEeeee...eeeeeEEE! Go-round! WHEEEeeee...eeeeeEEE!6:17 AM May 5th from web
  10. It's hard to take waffle-eating seriously. It's such a funny word! Waffle waffle waffle. But it is a very serious business. Waffle. Hee!5:02 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  11. Dear Lord, please bless Father and Mother and my brothers and sisters and don't ever let them know I'm wearing Uggs. Love to Jesus. Amen.5:23 AM Apr 22nd from web
  12. This furniture is ATROCIOUS. Do they call this joinery?! TASTY MEATBALLS AND FUNNY PRODUCT NAMES CAN ONLY CARRY YOU SO FAR! Pft. Swedes.11:41 AM Apr 21st from web
  13. Antiperspirant is nice and all, but it takes SO LONG to cover my pony.12:23 PM Apr 17th from web
  14. Does @HotRobotChick shoot lasers? Robots shoot lasers, right? I don't really know anything about robots. Or lasers. I know ponies.2:22 PM Apr 16th from web
  15. "Angels in America" was... not what I expected.9:40 AM Apr 16th from Tweetie
  16. Ooooo. "Angels in America". That sounds wholesome! Well, my night is booked!4:37 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie
  17. But can I just say? The Spring collections this year are WOEFULLY short on bonnets.8:30 AM Apr 15th from web
  18. Sorry I've been quiet. Playing Flight Contro- I mean *traveling*... the roads... on a journey of... something something brb8:22 AM Apr 15th from web
  19. I don't know why everyone is so grumpy today. It's Monday! Yay! Let's all be industrious!7:25 AM Apr 6th from Tweetie
  20. Shhh. Don't tell Mother, but I bedazzled my bonnet. It's SHUNALICIOUS!6:24 AM Mar 31st from web
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