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HorwoodChris

  1. I didn't even want to get a tan anyway, or go out in the sun for that matter
  2. Why is it when I catch the sun I always catch it on the stupid places like my FUCKING NOSE! :'(
  3. @AmySibley_ So ironic I was chucking up in some car park next to a sign labelled 'Delivery' LOOL, thanks for noticing that @CarolineeMassey
  4. Almost threw up in the taxi last night, another thing to add to my ever-growing list of cringe incidents #ashamed
  5. I went to bed at 5, and woke up at 6. Help me, I should be asleep!
  6. I think I'm more excited to be going on the swings and climbing frames right outside than going in the actual club, it looks so fun :)
  7. off to Cookies & Cream tonight in dunstable with the wonderful @CarolineeMassey :D
  8. @Charlotte_0303 Life must be hard when you tweet to yourself... :/
  9. I wanna go on a cherry-picker one day, as high as I can
  10. Oh, hi Twitter :)
  11. @CarolineeMassey LOOL im the best, you smell funny!
  12. @CarolineeMassey LOL if I didn't love you so much I would tell you I hate you ;) you little gobshite LOL ;)
  13. One Night Only