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Hortensialhs

  1. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 10:57 AM Feb 14th via web
  2. My life is my message. – Gandhi 10:52 AM Feb 14th via web
  3. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? 10:49 AM Feb 14th via web
  4. "Revenge can be in many Forms but , Success is tha Worst Way !" s 10:45 AM Feb 14th via web
  5. @Stinahelenius I believe angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the top games in the App store. 10:41 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to Stinahelenius
  6. @GaabiMontoya I feel angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the most fun games in the App store. 10:38 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to GaabiMontoya
  7. Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? 10:32 AM Feb 14th via web
  8. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? 10:26 AM Feb 14th via web
  9. The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. Friedrich Nietzsche - 10:24 AM Feb 14th via web
  10. People Great Phrases And Great Word 10:19 AM Feb 14th via web
  11. I want to put a ding in the universe. -Steve Jobs 10:15 AM Feb 14th via web
  12. @lovelyyLyss I feel angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the most fun games in the App store. 10:12 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to PrinncessLysssa
  13. When you have nothing to say, say nothing. by Charles Caleb Colton Qutations 10:07 AM Feb 14th via web
  14. "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" - Yogi Berra 10:04 AM Feb 14th via web
  15. "Leadership is the ability of a single individual through his or her actions to motivate others to higher levels of achievement. 9:59 AM Feb 14th via web
  16. It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (nude calendar picture) Marilyn Monroe 9:54 AM Feb 14th via web
  17. @meynaraudito I think angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the top games in the Itunes store. 9:51 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to meynaraudito
  18. @banky_318 I think angry birds and Pigeon Palooza are the best games in the App store. 9:47 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to banky_318
  19. Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally 'Famous' Amos OTG 9:44 AM Feb 14th via web
  20. �I am always amazed to see the self inflicted wounds in baseball.� 9:38 AM Feb 14th via web