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  1. If I ever learn who's responsible for my IE crashing 4+ times a day, evisceration with a rusty spoon will be the BEST thing he can expect.
  2. Odd locution of the day: "owner emeritus." Doesn't that just mean a person who sold said thing sometime in the past?
  3. As are we all. RT @chriswebb Really enjoying the email conversation that is cc'd to the ENTIRE GLOBAL ORGANIZATION.
  4. Checking sales figures for certain e-platform for a past month. Still sanguine e- will rival p-book sales any time soon. But money is money.
  5. Got work in-box down under 100 after two days of toil. Now to clear up the rest of them!
  6. Continental first didn't confirm a seat at all, and now -- after phone call -- gave me middle seat for EWR-SFO trip. JetBlue from now on.
  7. Pondering why I got four new followers during a week when I was away from all computers and so didn't tweet once. It's very Zen.
  8. ComicMix posted my "Manga Friday " review of Susumu Katsumata's RED SNOW yesterday: http://tinyurl.com/yjnpk66.
  9. Blogger now does not support <del>, <s>, or <strikethrough> HTML codes. So how am I to cross something out, wiseguys?
  10. Sentence stuck in head for the last week: "It's my happening, and it's freaking me out!" I blame society.
  11. Why is the marketer fixing commas in flap copy? Because it's me, and that name should NOT be in apposition.
  12. My new assistant is in the building, and IT has actually already set up her account. Wait -- things can't go *right*, can they?
  13. Also: was in so early today that I got to push the button to turn the lights on for my part of the floor. Whee!
  14. I have four author meetings today, starting with one at 8 AM and including a lunch. Am now angry at past me for scheduling so much.
  15. Mantra of the Day: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken -- http://tinyurl.com/ygdqdt2.
  16. Australia currently fearing possible 6-meter shark: http://1thy.sl.pt
  17. B&N also discovers that a thing that no one else sells should be your biggest seller: http://1thg.sl.pt.
  18. I greatly disagree. RT @meandmybigmouth: most beautiful publishing model in world on my blog today: http://bit.ly/aikb
  19. SF Signal has a new Mind Meld, asking about the relationship of SFF to "the mainstream" and I was vituperative: http://1tgv.sl.pt.
  20. Are people allowed to call themselves "a charismatic public speaker"? Isn't that like saying you're good-looking?