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HormuzdTodiwala

4 police. 1 dog . 10 neighbours and the thief got away with his life . #hackneyliving about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Thank you to all my new followers ! Writing again today ! #comedyneverrests about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Get out and enjoy the sun ! It is a necessity to bring you some joy ! If you have work then well .... That's just life ;D 8:15 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Going to sleep now , eyes are burning ! twitter.com/HormuzdTodiwal… 12:09 AM May 26th via Camera on iOS
7 hours later, and I'm still writing!! Comedy, it never rests! Well if its funny that is.... 11:57 PM May 25th via web
@JakeWarrenDir Ive got a celtx to send you :) ive been busy .... 4:08 PM May 25th via web
Finally made my about me more personal! wow that took far too long. The chutney man lives on! 4:07 PM May 25th via web
Seriously creatively buzzing , 2 minute break from writing to update my progress on twitter ?? Sad times :( #socialaddiction 3:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@lailarouass @cafespicenamast your very welcome ! Anytime x 3:32 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lailarouass
What an enjoyable night @CafeSpiceNamast ! @lailarouass absolute legend and lovely person thank you for coming x 3:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@lailarouass Jamsheed Todiwala Design :) @jamsheedt 2:02 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Morning all ! Back on writing today :) 1:21 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@HuntingAshley wicked lemme know when's good for you and well get on it ! 3:16 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HuntingAshley
@HuntingAshley I'm good buddy ! Catch up most Definitly soon ! 3:13 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HuntingAshley
@HuntingAshley Brother! How you bin ? You back in London ?! 3:00 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
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Time is like s river , you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment! RT 10:31 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
When we wake up in the morning ,we hve 2 simple choices.Bak to sleep n dream, or wake up n chase those dreams.Choice is yours .. #Follow 12:12 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Oh my god avoid public transport and baker st stuck on a train for 20 ! Then it doesn't move ! Welcome back west ham twitter.com/HormuzdTodiwal… 11:29 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Hormuzd Todiwala
Location London
Web http://www.spotli...
Bio I'm not afraid to speak my mind, but people are afraid for me to speak it. Half Actor / Half Chutney. They call me the little jar of surprises...