HoratioEHN
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Oh God, If we all die tonight, sorry my bad...
6:41 PM Aug 5th
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fell off the wagon but not dead... it was a fisher-price.
9:26 PM Jul 2nd
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Previously lost epic poem of Homer, entitled "The Stroll", considered by scholars to be comparable, if not better than, the Illiad & Odyssey
9:29 PM May 26th
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What do you mean you have to cook the pasta noodles first?
11:48 AM May 26th
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Man who admits to assassination of US president in the year 2431 during a Future-Life Experience is found guilty and put to death.
7:06 PM May 24th
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Popular video game convention, E3, has come under attack this year due to allegations of cheating and code doping.
7:31 PM May 23rd
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No more gold at the end of the rainbow as the Communist Party is elected to power in the Leprechaun government. Expect bread rations & shoes
5:18 AM May 23rd
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The Remote EHN Office is now in operation as the Offices are rebuilt. News has been posted. All is moving forward. Beware of carpet sharks.
4:43 PM May 22nd
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A message was found in the rubble. It seems a group of Evil Dentists are taking the credit for the attack. Our enamel is not broken though.
12:08 PM May 21st
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The Color Lemon Yellow.
6:23 PM May 19th
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Fact : We were unprepared. Fact : The Society in question is unknown. Fact : The Editors survived. Fact : News will resume shortly.
6:20 PM May 19th
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The offices are still smoldering, amazing the building is still standing, whatever the Society used it was one helluva bomb.
11:40 AM May 19th
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- Name Horatio Appenstance
- Location Earth
- Web http://emptyheade...
- Bio Reporter for anti-truth spewing newspaper: Empty-Headed News
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