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Son is singing "Somebody To Love" in munchkin voice with his hand in his shorts.
Bless his pointed little head...about 22 hours agofrom Tweetie
They got a grand piano in the s.u. A guy came up and started playing classical. Sounds nice but this place could use some boogie woogie.12:50 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Amused by republican hypocrisy re costs of health care bill. Hellooo? Remember Medicare Part D?12:47 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Tried to get a cuppa joe at the cafeteria. They don't sell to outsiders, but "there's a Starbucks in the library."12:38 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
At FIU student union waiting for kid's flute lesson to be over. Took classes here 18 yrs ago. Barely recognize it. Looks like a mall.12:35 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
"America's Dairyland." We drove their often. The drinking age was 21 in IL but 18 in Wisc. Many5:21 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
"People from Wisconsin." Growing up in Chicago, we called them cowfuckers because their license plates said "America's Dairyland."5:13 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Itty bitty jalapeños have sprouted in the garden. So cute. If I inject them with milk, will they be cheese-filled at maturity?5:07 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Son refuses to eat the ends of a banana. He cuts them off. We call them banana tits... and they're fun to stick on to things.3:49 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Not ready for thxgiving with parents. How did they get so old? I'm still 18! The time-space continuum can suck my magestic cosmic gonads.4:41 PM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
