Honeybell
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Caramel macchiato ice cream. It's like the Infant Christ swooped down from heaven and said "Here. I made you some ice cream".
7:35 PM Nov 26th
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Deep frying the turkey. Beause it just isn't Thanksgiving without an ER grip & 3rd deg. burns
11:48 AM Nov 26th
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Well crap. I think if Beyonce shows up at our door to run away with my husband and have his babies, my marriage will be over.
4:38 PM Nov 25th
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I was presented this morning with 4 year old testicles. "Mommy, what do these do?" Good God. I hadn't even had coffee yet.
8:52 AM Nov 21st
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Raked all the leaves to the curb, and now a week late the crew entails two guys, rakes and a skid steer? WTH happened to the vacuum truck?
10:59 AM Nov 19th
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Reading bedtime stories to their 4 yr old brother is one of the older boy's chores. This is also known as THE CUTEST THING EVER.
7:03 PM Nov 18th
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Listening to Beyonce when 4 yr old yells "But I don't WANT a ring on it!"
1:26 PM Nov 16th
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Dear Bill Belichick: Must you be such an ass/Arrogant jerk? And why are you wiping the sweat from your brow and sniffing it?
8:44 PM Nov 15th
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Come on Indy. Kick the Patrioit's asses! PS: I heart you Peyton Manning.
8:38 PM Nov 15th
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Dear Baby Jesus, Thank you for Japanese Steak House's Hibachi Grill. Please help my eyebrows grow back soon.
9:04 PM Nov 14th
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Ran out of body wash, had to use the step-son's Axe. Going to be an awkward day, with hot chicks throwing themselves at me and whatnot.
9:08 AM Nov 13th
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New Post, come see! To Catch Slightly Annoy A Thief
8:22 PM Nov 11th
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I'm o-on ca-all . . . I didn't hafta to go to wo-ork! (There is a little dance that goes along with this, if only you could see . . . )
8:39 AM Nov 11th
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New Post, come see! Come, Bask In The Melancholy With Me
9:35 PM Nov 9th
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My 4 yr old child just took the deadbolt off the front door using his toy screwdriver. So his big bro couldn't go outside to play. Oy vey.
10:40 AM Nov 8th
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Wondering how I came to live a life in which hearing tiny people yell "MY BUTT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" is not only normal, but expected.
3:54 PM Nov 7th
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Crocs: Because sometimes I am just too damned lazy to tie shoes.
7:04 AM Nov 4th
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"Dad, when the dog dies, where are we going to put him?" 'Well Isaac, probably under your bed.' And we wonder why they look at us oddly.
10:16 AM Nov 3rd
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The first person to come finish painting my bedroom may or may not receive sexual favors. From my husband. (I'm too freaking tired).
6:55 PM Oct 31st
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New Post, come see! How To Be An Idiot:: 12 Easy Steps
12:24 PM Oct 27th
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- Name Honeybell
- Location Nowhere Near You
- Web http://thebellpag...
- Bio Nurse, Mother, Blogger, Wife, Student, consumer of large amounts of caffeine, anti-depressants and antianxiety agents
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