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HoneyBoyCat

  1. Dad is making bumper stickers featuring my handsome face. I'm the star of my own book, you know? http://www.nose2nose.net.
  2. I smell beagle on Dad... I need to cover the scent with lots of marking. HOLD STILL, DAD!
  3. My nose and toe pads are all pink. It's a matching set. Poor humans-they have to buy matching accessories. It's good to be me. Let's eat!
  4. Did I say I like purr along when you sing? P-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r ... Was I overdoing it?
  5. I used to be bigger than Midnight. Now she's a dreadnaught. What happened? Could someone be hogging all the FOOD?
  6. I like it when my humans sing to me. I like purr along. That's love.
  7. You can clip my claws OK. But you better have on a suit of armor when you clip Midnight's claws. Her paws are dainty, but dangerous!
  8. There's nothing better than snuggling on a cold day. Maybe Midnight would like cuddle up with me and keep warm.
  9. CAT TIP: Humans not getting out of bed to feed you? Stand on their bladder with all 4 paws. "While you're up, some cat food, please?"
  10. Scratch box, litter box, dry food, nap. Sun spots, window ledge, in your lap. (Cat poem)
  11. Mom took me to vet. I've been a tad under the weather, but you couldn't tell by watching. I was too busy purring. What's for dinner? Tuna?
  12. Did you bring home a "kitty bag?" Please don't let the holiday treats end now! I AM NOT CHUNKY. This is how a house cat 'sposed to look!
  13. Thanks for new toy. It has a buit-in brush and scratch pad. New things keep be from being bored. Now hold still while I mark you.
  14. Where have you been Dad? Your eyeglasses need marking. Hold still or I'll have to start over!
  15. Again I sniffed kitten. I guess it's alright. I remember when I was a kitten, lost and hungry, and now I have home with loving humans.
  16. Yesterday, I smelled dog on Dad. Today, I smell kitten. I need to feel special. Pet my back & rub my belly. Maybe I'll sing a purring song.
  17. Thanks, Mom for the new screen door! I love to bask in the sunshine, smell the air, see the world go by! All I need now is a belly rub. Mom?
  18. Wow, Dad got us a new scratching box! If only that catnip-oholic, Midnite would quit hogging it. She's going bonkers. I can't look.
  19. If I could vote, I'd be in favor of allowing medicinal cat nip.
  20. A kitten bonds to the human who rescues it. That's why I love my Mom so much. She's my alpha-human. Sorry, Dad!