Homo_Erectus
- Me hire accountant, Gob. Gob just go out of business due to running out of space on cave wall. Is mammoth financial crisis.2:31 AM Jul 12th from web
- Just secured a safe house in Tbilisi, Georgia. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy1:14 AM Jul 11th from Spymaster
- Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy9:51 PM Jun 9th from Spymaster
- Just secured a safe house in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy3:54 PM May 31st from web
- Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy12:14 PM May 31st from web
- Just secured a safe house in Tbilisi, Georgia. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy2:30 PM May 30th from Spymaster
- Just bought a Makarov PM, 9x18mm. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy7:33 PM May 29th from Spymaster
- Me so lonely since last cave-wife left. Me hope me invent online dating sometime soon. Cave wall IM not so worky worky for me.3:44 PM May 4th from Pwytter
- Me want to take club & beat woman over head to drag back to cave. Yes. Me want to get married again.7:49 PM Apr 19th from Pwytter
- Me pick nits from me wife Boogha's back hair, therefore me am.8:35 PM Apr 2nd from Pwytter
- @kahenya: me like you. you hair soft. You come sit me pick your nits. Mmmm tastey. You like? Have big cave.11:40 AM Mar 12th from Pwytter
- Look! Me older tham me thought! Stinky hu-man sapiens say so to! http://tinyurl.com/dlfnmk "'Peking Man' 200k years older than thought"1:00 PM Mar 11th from Pwytter
- Grokk now officially only vice tribe chief. If Grokk ever wake up me mean.10:09 AM Mar 4th from Pwytter
- We just have cave elections for new tribe leader! By election, me mean me hit Grokk in head with large club.10:08 AM Mar 4th from Pwytter
- Me probably going to need to invent bank first though.9:51 AM Feb 10th from Pwytter
- So, last year me cave was worth 50,000 polished flint spear heads. This year only 20,000! Me need cave bailout soon.9:50 AM Feb 10th from Pwytter
- @homo__erectus Your marrow taste sweet. Will rub it all over cave wife. She like it to keep youthful & hairy.12:05 PM Feb 1st from web in reply to homo__erectus
- @kahenya Me must fight bigotry from ones like you all time. Me have feelings too you know. & big big club.5:24 AM Jan 17th from Pwytter in reply to kahenya
- Large mammoth penis great afrodisiac. Cave wife, she go crazy when me hit her with it.2:26 AM Jan 17th from Pwytter
- Me enjoy cave woman for long walks on beach. Mammoth hunting, chest hair briading ( yours not mine ) & must be able to clean cave good.5:44 PM Jan 3rd from Pwytter
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- Name Homo_Erectus
- Location 3 million BC
- Web http://www.homini...
- Bio Nigel still here. Stupid humans make fun of Nigel. This story of Nigel cave life and search for mate.
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