HomerJSimpson
Stupid Flanders, thinks he's so cool just because his car's never been repossessed.
| Going to lunch with Carl and Lenny. |
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| @Rachelskirts...don't be a playa hata |
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| @ijustine...*stretches arms* thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis tired |
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| Found some glasses in the toilet at work today. They make me look smarter. Should have dried them off before putting them on though. |
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| @Rachelskirts..took about 6 hours for the brown shirts in IT to discover that I had installed Firefox on my PC and unceremoniously remove it |
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| @alexisthegirl...me too, only I was alone... |
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| Trying to figure out why I have to concentrate on a can of orange juice. I mean, what's the point? It's not doing anything. |
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| @ijustine...Jack Daniels is better |
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| @ijustine...Hi Justine! Welcome back. |
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| @Rachelskirts..."font of the devil" *giggles* |
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| Mmmm...iPod Touch. |
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| I eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. |
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| Not all burritos are good to you or for you. |
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| Why is Captain Crunch still only a captain after all these years? Shouldn't he have been promoted by now? For Crunchberries alone. |
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| @pisces...Mmmm, Sonic. Chili Cheese Tater Tots, chili-cheesey goodness, *drools* |
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| Found a tray full of desserts at the restaurant and ate four of them before Marge told me they weren't real. Cruel restaurant bastards. |
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| Why do I keep getting email trying to sell me pills to make my weiner bigger? Is Marge trying to tell me something? |
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| @GabrielleSays...that is f'in awesome! |
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| Rev. Lovejoy shushed me for praying out loud at church on Sunday. I said "But He's way the hell up there!" |
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