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HomerEverett

@inked_dart ingat brad.. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to inked_dart
makapag jakol na nga ng mapasarap ang tulog ko :) about 3 hours ago via web
@thatguyDrex fish na lang siguro for me bec they're quite just like me man of few words.. hahahaha lolsss about 3 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
@thatguyDrex angel fish dunno if it is a fresh water one hehe :0 buti nga tunagal cya 3mons na hindi pa namamatay pang 3 palit ko na hehe about 3 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
morning routine, release some warm milk protein shake.. #alamNA :) about 3 hours ago via web
Sabi nila kung mahal mo ipaglaban mo, pero pano kung yung ipinaglalaban mo eh may ibang pinaglalaban? about 3 hours ago via web
@thatguyDrex ay sayang naman.. gusto ko sana din ng birds kaso what i have is fish hehe :) about 3 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
@ttam83 @inked_dart penguins too.. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to ttam83
@thatguyDrex haha wag mo kakalinutan baka magalit nanaman sayo mommy mo at ipamigay uliy pet mo hehe :) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
parang nabitin ako sa mga kinain ko ngayong umaga parang gusto ko naman ng MATATAMBOK NA SIOPAO NI EBA hehe :) about 4 hours ago via web
If you know you're in the wrong relationship, break up before you break down. Life is too short to be unhappy. about 4 hours ago via web
@ttam83 haha oo pinitas ko habang papauwi kanina lols :) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to ttam83
panghimagas nilagang jumbo at mataba na saging ni adan este saging na saba lols hahaha about 4 hours ago via web
Life is like a penis --- Simple, relaxed and hanging freely... :) about 4 hours ago via web
@HeyMasterKevin ung iba walang pasok ung 24/7 ang operation meron kaso regular pay lang hehe about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HeyMasterKevin
@thatguyDrex @mikolibog sige i will ano ba gusto mo? lols hahaha :) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
@thatguyDrex eat well brad.. don't forget your pets too hehe :) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to thatguyDrex
@HeyMasterKevin di po we don't follow holiday sa us... about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HeyMasterKevin
Love is like handing someone a gun, Having them pointing at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger. about 4 hours ago via web
@Besboi_Jeepoi morning as well.. :) ingat! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to Besboi_Jeepoi