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HomemakerMan

  1. Here today we talk about the meaning of Memorial day and take time to think of those who died and who still fight in service to our country. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. Holy fucking shit Peggy and What The Fuck, Joan!? #MadMen about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. @TwoBusy I've given it up. Completely. If ever I'm chased by a lion, I'm going down fast. 7:08 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to TwoBusy
  4. The Giving Tree Or "Kids Love Co-dependency" musingsfromthebigpink.blogspot.com/2012/05/giving… 12:52 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad
  5. The Giving Tree gives me the creeps musingsfromthebigpink.blogspot.com/2012/05/giving… 4:41 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad
  6. New post: I give it to The Giving Tree. musingsfromthebigpink.blogspot.com/2012/05/giving… 9:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  7. @homeanduncool you're quite welcome. Hope I'm as mature about it when the time comes. 1:39 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad in reply to homeanduncool
  8. @homeanduncool Stoked for you man. You're having a pretty good year. With the possible exception of having to go bra shopping with your kid. 1:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad in reply to homeanduncool
  9. 5 yr old daughter going on ten minutes of play time in the yard with a baby slug. Father going on ten minutes of barely maintained stoicism 1:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  10. What I did of worth on the internet today or Princesses Suck. dadcentric.com/2012/05/subver… 3:41 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  11. @LeLePolla me too! 2:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to LeLePolla
  12. P90 guy: If you're doing it like this it should be getting easier. Wife: (breathing heavy) Shutup. Dick bag. Bag of dicks. 2:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  13. Overheard while my wife exercises: P90 guy: how's it going at home? Wife: Sucky. Fucking fuck bag (cont) 2:38 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  14. Andy! @betadad was just on the tv box talkin' bout' n' such. He looked truly pained when the host asked about the dog. 1:28 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad