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  1. @invader_mads I've failed a couple of subjects in my time... But I turned out okayish.
  2. @Kendylahlah Yes... it isn't!
  3. @linda360 Lunch? We used to do that when I was a kid!
  4. @juls_el_rox Yes I know... I like the fact that he sometimes forgets how his own accent goes... FAIL!!
  5. @linda360 orange speedo? S to the E to the X to the why... because I love you!
  6. I have a #twittercrush on Josh Thomas’s fake accent. we all know it's fake but it's sooo cute!!
  7. @GregHsnoW followed me then unfollowed me because I didn’t follow him back. How does he fucking sleep at night?
  8. If I wanted to be one of the beautiful people... I’d get my tooth whitened!
  9. Today I saw a guy wearing yellow shoes... and I thought I had problems!
  10. People in the park are so rude... what part of "I'm trying to take a dump here' can't they understand?
  11. #fact. I once had a pet duck... but I eated it.
  12. I think I have fleas!
  13. My Homeless Horoscope is out. http://homelessbrad.blogspot.com/?zx=f030740f1617c3d7
  14. I don’t know why that old lady screamed. Surely she's seen testicles before!
  15. I could really go with a can of Spam about now. Mmmmmmmm SPAM!!!
  16. What a glorious day for a swim in the fountain. I just hope nobody steals my undies.
  17. I just found a toothbrush... I'm going to use it on my tooth and everyone will say "who's the new boy"
  18. I’m wearing a pair of Velcro shoes... like a billionaire!
  19. Sometimes I like to impress people by showing them how loud I can swear.
  20. There's no place like cardboard box!